Hey! I often don't mind being proven wrong, but perhaps you will notice that Jesus' Favorite Uruguayan is not DRINKING it.
Lots of lovely nekkidz here. If I were managing this event, I would leave out the ADL, make Grava keep his clothes on, make Britos take his clothes off, and get Insigne to lift his shirt a little bit so we can get a better look at his junk. Then again, I imagine that these guys are really hard to manage in situations like this (like trying to herd psychotic cats), so maybe this is the very best they can do.
1. Maybe he did! I mean, he cheated on his wife, so... 2a. Hey, I did my best to exclude the ADL! He keeps on shoving himself where he's not wanted. (Lol look at Gokhan's face.) 2b. How very dare you. Grava might as well get his kit off; he's not looking bad and he certainly doesn't play football. 2c. I did not know you had a thing about Britos. Is it the eyes too close together thing that does it for you? I'm surprised he's being so modest, but maybe he's stuck in the role of Jesus's Favourite Uruguayan now Cavani's crashed out. 2d. Blimey, this isn't a close enough look?? Then again, I'm not surprised his shirt's too long, if it was sized for an average-height human being. XP 3. I'll try to find you some; don't think there's much hope, though.
2a. YOU did a great job. I'm talking about the field agent trying to get him to pose there, and him to pose here, etc. You're only chronicling what happened.
2c. I'm undecided about Britos. He interests me, but I need more information before I decide. He seems to have a much less vivid personality than most of my harem, but his shoulders are awfully nice.
2d. We need confirmation that he doesn't have his mother's name tattooed above his package, and we're never going to get it if he doesn't start wearing a child-sized kit from the gift shop.
2c. I know his wife Tweets a lot... Ah, she's @virgi_regueiro. She did contribute this image, if that helps? 2d. Good point. The non-religious Neapolitans seem be getting inked at a prodigious rate, though; there's nothing to say he won't do it in the future. Perhaps we should send him a letter: "Please do not write your mum's name over your knob."
Of all of the zillions of photos of Inler, Google randomly coughs up this one with the dripping and the wet pouty slightly-parted lips and the fierce glare of determination.
It was pretty funny when I found that post. I was like "Martha, I've found someone else who lusts rabidly after Inler!" and then I was like "...Oh. It's you."
Of COURSE they use that picture. The fanboys want him too, you know.
Oh god, no woman would ever come up with an idea like that, would they? I was assuming he came home all proud and she pretended to like it. (Though it would be pretty funny if she insisted on it after he cheated on her loads of times. "There! NOW try telling them you're not married!")
Still wondering if Cavani got hammered. Doesn't look as if it would take much.
They've got to give us something special on the last match day, haven't they? HAVEN'T THEY?
Oh. Well, I expect it won't top this, but I do expect them to look happy and jump around a bit. And if they want to strip again, that's perfectly fine.
Heh. D'you think Dzemaili's retained any of his religious scruples? His going out with that tacky beauty queen would suggest otherwise (she's always posting pictures of them draped over each other half-naked while he looks embarrassed), but then, I notice he hasn't taken his shorts off...
I went through a very similar thought process, but remember when he was just a wee Swiss champion? Even then he celebrated in the pants -- this might not be his gross girlfriend's fault.
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Lots of lovely nekkidz here. If I were managing this event, I would leave out the ADL, make Grava keep his clothes on, make Britos take his clothes off, and get Insigne to lift his shirt a little bit so we can get a better look at his junk. Then again, I imagine that these guys are really hard to manage in situations like this (like trying to herd psychotic cats), so maybe this is the very best they can do.
Bye bye now. I'm off to look for more Britos.
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2a. Hey, I did my best to exclude the ADL! He keeps on shoving himself where he's not wanted. (Lol look at Gokhan's face.)
2b. How very dare you. Grava might as well get his kit off; he's not looking bad and he certainly doesn't play football.
2c. I did not know you had a thing about Britos. Is it the eyes too close together thing that does it for you? I'm surprised he's being so modest, but maybe he's stuck in the role of Jesus's Favourite Uruguayan now Cavani's crashed out.
2d. Blimey, this isn't a close enough look?? Then again, I'm not surprised his shirt's too long, if it was sized for an average-height human being. XP
3. I'll try to find you some; don't think there's much hope, though.
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2c. I'm undecided about Britos. He interests me, but I need more information before I decide. He seems to have a much less vivid personality than most of my harem, but his shoulders are awfully nice.
2d. We need confirmation that he doesn't have his mother's name tattooed above his package, and we're never going to get it if he doesn't start wearing a child-sized kit from the gift shop.
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2d. Good point. The non-religious Neapolitans seem be getting inked at a prodigious rate, though; there's nothing to say he won't do it in the future. Perhaps we should send him a letter: "Please do not write your mum's name over your knob."
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Of COURSE they use that picture. The fanboys want him too, you know.
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o_O ADL...
Wow, PCan. I wonder if that tat was his idea or hers...
*giggles*
YAY DRUNKENNESS!
Let's hope on the extra shirt removal!
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Still wondering if Cavani got hammered. Doesn't look as if it would take much.
They've got to give us something special on the last match day, haven't they? HAVEN'T THEY?
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What short of complete nudity tops this?
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Oh. Well, I expect it won't top this, but I do expect them to look happy and jump around a bit. And if they want to strip again, that's perfectly fine.
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