Hey! I often don't mind being proven wrong, but perhaps you will notice that Jesus' Favorite Uruguayan is not DRINKING it.
Lots of lovely nekkidz here. If I were managing this event, I would leave out the ADL, make Grava keep his clothes on, make Britos take his clothes off, and get Insigne to lift his shirt a little bit so we can get a better look at his junk. Then again, I imagine that these guys are really hard to manage in situations like this (like trying to herd psychotic cats), so maybe this is the very best they can do.
1. Maybe he did! I mean, he cheated on his wife, so... 2a. Hey, I did my best to exclude the ADL! He keeps on shoving himself where he's not wanted. (Lol look at Gokhan's face.) 2b. How very dare you. Grava might as well get his kit off; he's not looking bad and he certainly doesn't play football. 2c. I did not know you had a thing about Britos. Is it the eyes too close together thing that does it for you? I'm surprised he's being so modest, but maybe he's stuck in the role of Jesus's Favourite Uruguayan now Cavani's crashed out. 2d. Blimey, this isn't a close enough look?? Then again, I'm not surprised his shirt's too long, if it was sized for an average-height human being. XP 3. I'll try to find you some; don't think there's much hope, though.
2a. YOU did a great job. I'm talking about the field agent trying to get him to pose there, and him to pose here, etc. You're only chronicling what happened.
2c. I'm undecided about Britos. He interests me, but I need more information before I decide. He seems to have a much less vivid personality than most of my harem, but his shoulders are awfully nice.
2d. We need confirmation that he doesn't have his mother's name tattooed above his package, and we're never going to get it if he doesn't start wearing a child-sized kit from the gift shop.
2c. I know his wife Tweets a lot... Ah, she's @virgi_regueiro. She did contribute this image, if that helps? 2d. Good point. The non-religious Neapolitans seem be getting inked at a prodigious rate, though; there's nothing to say he won't do it in the future. Perhaps we should send him a letter: "Please do not write your mum's name over your knob."
"Please do not write your mum's name over your knob. No one wants to think about your mum while blowing you." He's a boy. Boys aren't very subtle. Sometimes you need to use a giant red marker to connect the dots.
Heh heh. Thank you. (We were referring to Frank Feltscher, a Swiss footballer who really does have his mother's name tattooed above his cock in gigantic letters.)
o_O Someone actually did this? Dear god, WHY? (Yes, I realize 'boy' and 'think' do not always go together, but seriously, do they need to be told this?) Did he intend to never get laid ever again?
*Roots around for her original spam* Here is where I revealed this fact. He did indeed have a girlfriend who (and I feel mean saying this) looked exactly like his mother.
I have no words. Other than there is no way I could ever be with a guy who had his mom's name there. It would kill any and all hope of sexytimes. His girlfriend must be very special.
Lots of lovely nekkidz here. If I were managing this event, I would leave out the ADL, make Grava keep his clothes on, make Britos take his clothes off, and get Insigne to lift his shirt a little bit so we can get a better look at his junk. Then again, I imagine that these guys are really hard to manage in situations like this (like trying to herd psychotic cats), so maybe this is the very best they can do.
Bye bye now. I'm off to look for more Britos.
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2a. Hey, I did my best to exclude the ADL! He keeps on shoving himself where he's not wanted. (Lol look at Gokhan's face.)
2b. How very dare you. Grava might as well get his kit off; he's not looking bad and he certainly doesn't play football.
2c. I did not know you had a thing about Britos. Is it the eyes too close together thing that does it for you? I'm surprised he's being so modest, but maybe he's stuck in the role of Jesus's Favourite Uruguayan now Cavani's crashed out.
2d. Blimey, this isn't a close enough look?? Then again, I'm not surprised his shirt's too long, if it was sized for an average-height human being. XP
3. I'll try to find you some; don't think there's much hope, though.
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2c. I'm undecided about Britos. He interests me, but I need more information before I decide. He seems to have a much less vivid personality than most of my harem, but his shoulders are awfully nice.
2d. We need confirmation that he doesn't have his mother's name tattooed above his package, and we're never going to get it if he doesn't start wearing a child-sized kit from the gift shop.
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2d. Good point. The non-religious Neapolitans seem be getting inked at a prodigious rate, though; there's nothing to say he won't do it in the future. Perhaps we should send him a letter: "Please do not write your mum's name over your knob."
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Also, I love you both for this thread.
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Someone actually did this?
Dear god, WHY? (Yes, I realize 'boy' and 'think' do not always go together, but seriously, do they need to be told this?) Did he intend to never get laid ever again?
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Other than there is no way I could ever be with a guy who had his mom's name there. It would kill any and all hope of sexytimes. His girlfriend must be very special.
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