Oct 07, 2012 19:42
CONNY, WHERE ARE YOU?
1. Bonera has badly fouled Cassano. We have two drinks for that.
2. And Allegri had a shouting match with the ref; is that normal?
3. WU SCORES IN THE FOURTH MINUTE! That's a drink.
4. Yuto fouls Yepes. The odds of this happening to two players beginning with Y are so small we obviously must drink.
5. Cuchu fouls Monty and Mexes elbows Milito in the neck. Two biscuits?
6. Mexes has fouled Milito again. The two of them are clearly the new Deki and DDR. I shall add them to the list of drinking game rules.
7. Milan's goal taken back because they fouled Handanovic and made him do a spectacular somersault. Finish drink.
8. Ruby admits to fancying Stram. Finish drink.
1-0 going into the second half.
9. Yuto sent off for a handball: finish drink.
Hmmm, I think the difference in numbers has changed the game a wee bit; most of the controversial things are happening in the Napoli-Udinese match now.
10. Frog pulls on Pazzo's shirt and obstructs his goal. He gets away with it and Pazzo gets gialloed. Drink?
11. Yepes runs into Fredy to get his attention. Drink.
12. Inter win: that's a drink to me.
13. Stram and Cheetos mate on the pitch: definitely drink.
14. Stram runs round yelling and doing windmills with his arms: drink.
15. Abate picks a fight with IRC: finish drink.
PS Conny, you may be interested to know that Krkic was crying.
football,
derby