TITLE: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
RATING: RRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
PAIRING: ARTUR BORUC/DAN WYKOWSKI (HIS “IDIOT NEIGHBOUR” IN THE FRIDAY RAGE LIST)
WARNING: CAPS LOCK!!! ALSO VIOLENT IMAGERY AND TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS!!!
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT TRUE!

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Title: Palacio
Author: cheryl_bites
Characters: Javier Zanetti, Fredy Guarin
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Rating: PG-13 for unpleasant imagery

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Rating: PG for slightly naughty words.
Pairing: Ivan Ramiro Cordoba/Marcos Rojo
Words: 1,300
Disclaimer: This is not true.

In honour of the slippers.

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ancient_bat, who’s been learning Italian for a few years, has started referring to Ay See Milan as Archie Milan. I think this is perfect; they’ve already got Nesta as Veronica, Mexes as Betty and Zlatan as Jughead. Now we just need a redhead (problematic, I know) for Archie and an eeeevil chap to be Reggie. That bald headteacher is far too cheerful and non- ( Read more... )

Sort of for Martha. It's probably best not to ask.

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Partly thanks to Ruby, I have just identified the only factor that could make the next Cornerflag even better. Musical numbers.

At some point during my long hours of listening to music while trying to get to sleep, I remembered this post and my vague intention to find song titles that matched particular footballers. Behold my modest efforts. (I may have thrown a few flisters in there, as well. Heh heh ( Read more... )

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I am still bored. But fortunately Grace wrote a short footie/Star Wars crossover in her meme of DV/DS situations. ashirbaad noted that she read Darth Maul as Darth Raul, and thus accidentally inspired this XD

~Football Star Wars~

Starring Albert Luque as Luque Skywalker.
Adrian Mutu as Mutu-D2Leo Messi as C-3Leo ( Read more... )