My girlhood holidays in Canada come in handy.
ancient_bat, who’s been learning Italian for a few years, has started referring to Ay See Milan as Archie Milan. I think this is perfect; they’ve already got Nesta as Veronica, Mexes as Betty and Zlatan as Jughead. Now we just need a redhead (problematic, I know) for Archie and an eeeevil chap to be Reggie. That bald headteacher is far too cheerful and non-evil to be Uncle Fester... Hmmm.