Palacio (a drabble, PG-13)

Jun 28, 2013 16:34

Title: Palacio
Author: cheryl_bites
Characters: Javier Zanetti, Fredy Guarin
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Rating: PG-13 for unpleasant imagery



Guarin had been hanging around in the doorway for some time. When Javier finally turned to him, Fredy slammed a heavy box down on the desk and said triumphantly, “We got it, boss.”

Javier opened the box with increasing confusion, followed by disgust. Inside was a large glass jar containing, unmistakably, an adult human brain. It bobbed up and down in the fluid a little, just to revolt him further.

“Just like you wanted,” Guarin beamed.

Zanetti sat down very slowly, wondering if this team really had a future. “Fredy. I said to remove his braid.”

“Oh,” said Fredy. “Oops.”

football, writing, zanetti, crack

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