Ok, I admit, I'm not a huge updater. I write here once in a while, just for shits and giggles. But some folks say they want to know more about what I'm doing, and that I should update and stuff, so here's my review of my life in the year 2006. That's right, all 24 days of it. Fear the summary. FEAR!

( On the First Day of January someone gave to me... A craptastic marshmallow peep! )

Last Friday we were accosted by ninjas.

( Segue into obvious story here. )

Summer camp: Enjoyable nature-centered activity or brutal weekend of death? You decide.

( Cut because I'm just jabbering about crazy stuff that I did this weekend. )

Like a choir of angels from heaven, I bring tidings of great movie joy to you. Hallelujah!

Right... it's nothing like that. Not even close. But hey, more movie reviews, because you need to know what's out there. And believe me, this movie is WAY OUT THERE.

Kung Fu Hustle

( I am a crazy man, but nowhere near as crazy as whoever produced and directed this film. )

Today I'm going to write a serious post, for once.

( Cut tagged for details about my life which will probably bore you to tears. You might be interested in one of my previous posts instead, where I was a meme tool or said something funny. Click here for boredom; click elsewhere for funny. )

And on Day Five of what will eventually be another epic 19-day work week, the office gave a collective "fuck this noise", drank a lot of wine, and dispersed early (early being hour eleven of the workday). In celebration of this magical event, I went to see Jet Li kick ass in Hero. Mainly becaue Jet Li is the man.

Hero

( This movie has subtitles in it. djdysfunction, you should be there like, right now. )

Well, this has been quite the nice past three days...

( Friday: Boy does this smart... )

On Friday I went to Madison Square Garden.

( A Night At The Garden )

Well, just for the weekend. Wish me luck, and hope that I survive. Or at least that I take someone else down with me. I'll tell everyone a story on Monday.

Yeah, I'm owned on booze again. This doesn't normally happen seven days in a row, bu what the fuck, here goes ntohing. We drank a few beers at akarate, but I didn't have a full stomach so I got hit kinda early, then me and this other high rianking black belt Ron went out and found a bar that we had never been to, so of cousrese we had to go in ( Read more... )