My Prediction For This Fight? PAIN!

[chaosvizier]

Summer camp: Enjoyable nature-centered activity or brutal weekend of death? You decide.

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[lovellama]

And there was much rejoicing!

::yay::

[chaosvizier]

We did not get to eat any minstrels, alas.

[barbarienne]

I must ask the obvious question: Why do they call him Mr. Isabella? What answer was Sensei looking for? "Because that's his name"? Really? Was Sensei going for his black belt in old vaudeville routines?

[chaosvizier]

He loves the old cheap jokes. He teaches the kids all sorts of goofball routines and funnies to keep them entertained. And so yeah, "because that's his name" was what he was looking for. I was just bucking the trend. Heh.

[chaosvizier]

I hope "Left Behind" is only an allegorical representation of biblical lore, because A) by their standards, the Antichrist will be Romanian, and that puts me out of the running, and B) I really think my right behind has a lot to offer in terms of pure biblical evil.

[chaosvizier]

Well, the Leprechaun WAS a fairly evil figure. He could be the rough beast slouching its way toward Bethlehem. Plus, Warwick Davis. If that's not comedic armageddon, I don't know what is.

[angledge]

Mr. D is going to kill you one of these summers.

[chaosvizier]

Yes he is. He will use weaponry. Rifles and bullets. Landmines. He wanted to set up claymores. No one hates me more. And it's funny, every second of it.

[sasscat]

You are my new role-model.

ALL THE PUDDING FOR HANS!

[chaosvizier]

Aw, shucks, you flatter me. But mmmm boy, pudding. I will eat it. All of it.