I have a story. I have many stories, but this one is exceptional even for me.

Content warning: going to a bar for drinky goodness.

( Rarely have I felt so welcomed as I did at the end of this tale. )

The subject line really has nothing to do with this post at all. Just rambling on about things that I've done recently. Things that are fun and different, as opposed to normal everyday things like poopin'.

( Part 1: I <3 V-Day. No wait, I <3 alcohol. That makes much more sense. )

To lead into today's movie review, I have to throw in some background on what happened before that ( Read more... )

So here I am, sipping vodka out of a skull...

( Ok, let's start at the beginning. )

Today is Sunday ( Read more... )

Because we're slow, we decided to celebrate Halloween a few days late. Hey, when the holiday's on a Tuesday, what can you do?

( And there was a party, And the changing of garments, And hijinks most wacky, And it was Good in the eyes of the Mirror God. )

As I mentioned yesterday, this past weekend there was a wedding.

( Now I'll tell the tale of the actual wedding. )

So... it's a New Year. And like any New Year, it should start off with a bang.

( Well, alright, this was two weeks ago and all that. I'm slow. Sue me. )

Last Friday we were accosted by ninjas.

( Segue into obvious story here. )

I like Coke better than Pepsi ( Read more... )