Because we're slow, we decided to celebrate Halloween a few days late. Hey, when the holiday's on a Tuesday, what can you do?

( And there was a party, And the changing of garments, And hijinks most wacky, And it was Good in the eyes of the Mirror God. )

As I mentioned yesterday, this past weekend there was a wedding.

( Now I'll tell the tale of the actual wedding. )

This weekend, there was a wedding.

( This story does not actually talk about the wedding, but what came before. It's like a prequel, see? )

Ok, I admit, I'm not a huge updater. I write here once in a while, just for shits and giggles. But some folks say they want to know more about what I'm doing, and that I should update and stuff, so here's my review of my life in the year 2006. That's right, all 24 days of it. Fear the summary. FEAR!

( On the First Day of January someone gave to me... A craptastic marshmallow peep! )

So... it's a New Year. And like any New Year, it should start off with a bang.

( Well, alright, this was two weeks ago and all that. I'm slow. Sue me. )

This weekend was full of all sorts of wacky hijinks and shenanigans. fizrep made his debut as Ron Jeremy's First Apostle of Porn, using the powers of the digital camera to their utmost and generating the best in lesbian wheelchair pr0n. Impress-fraggin-ive. lemmywinks30 turned older and partied hardy under alcohol's soothing influence. katieledge and I discovered, at 0330 ( Read more... )

This weekend we had a LAN party. If you don't know what that means, don't even read this entry, and go watch this.

( Now that you've been suitably forewarned... )

The Quiz wants you all! Heed its call ( Read more... )

With one nineteen-day workweek concluded last Friday, I had the opportunity to enjoy the weekend as a weekend as opposed to an extension of my working hours, which is less fun.

( How The Work Week Ended )

( Cut Because I'm Telling Another Long Story )