I have a story. I have many stories, but this one is exceptional even for me.

Content warning: going to a bar for drinky goodness.

( Rarely have I felt so welcomed as I did at the end of this tale. )

I am a man of many skills.

Hahaha no, that's hyperbole, I have about three skills.

( Three might also be hyperbole but I'll give myself the benefit of the doubt here. )

Who's eating a box3 of Batman v Superman breakfast cereal2 right now? I'm not saying it's this guy right here for sure1, but the odds are definitely in my favor.

1This guy right here will eat almost anything, given the chance4.
2This cereal comes in two varieties: the Batman flavor and the Superman flavor7. I am currently working with the Batman ( Read more... )

Oops, this one was for yesterday, but I was out the whole day and passed out at home before using The Internets. So let's catch up and make it good.

mitchy decided that I should talk about puddings. The best, the worst, the one I can't live without.

Let's do this like a boss. A boss pudding.

( I'm going all over the place with this entry. Try to keep up. )

So, the other day, I made a food ( Read more... )

Today's breakfast has been brought to me by the letters SUG and AR, and by the number LOTS.

The subject line really has nothing to do with this post at all. Just rambling on about things that I've done recently. Things that are fun and different, as opposed to normal everyday things like poopin'.

( Part 1: I <3 V-Day. No wait, I <3 alcohol. That makes much more sense. )

Today one of my co-workers gave me some candy.


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To lead into today's movie review, I have to throw in some background on what happened before that ( Read more... )

I am eating a lollipop.

Let's interrupt this story by saying something that is obvious to those who know me: I'm willing to eat anything once. I'll give practically anything a try- cow brain, tongue, liver, and so on. There are relatively few exceptions to this aspect of my personality ( Read more... )