After so many years, I'm getting back into the habit of movie reviews because I love movies. And if you remember anything about me, you know I love bad movies. So, without further ado...

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAT

( It was not a flawless victory. But it didn't finish me either. )

So, a while back I talked about Avengers: Infinity War, and how it was the culmination of a decade of Marvel movies that led up to the ultimate cliffhanger. So, how does said cliffhanger get resolved?

Let's find out!

CUE SPOILERS UNDER CUT, SO, YOU KNOW, FOREWARNED.

( Rocks fall, everyone dies. )

It has been a long time since I've written a movie review here. But today I break my silence, because I saw Avengers: Infinity War yesterday and it was possibly one of the most impressive movies I've ever experienced. I did not say "best movie" or "greatest movie" or anything like that. No. It is impressive ( Read more... )

Apparently the movie "The Fifth Element" is twenty years old. Apparently also, I am frigging ancient. Get off my lawn, you young whippersnappers ( Read more... )

So, Guardians of the Galaxy 2 came out, and Marvel, in its infinite wisdom, arranged for some theatres to show a GotG double feature playing them back to back. And, since the first one was a hoot, and since it was practically my birthday, I said "this is my present to me, and it's happening", and then it happened.

Let's review:

Guardians of the ( Read more... )

And in today's offering from last year, we have one of 2016's more controversial action extravaganzas, and I'll let you in on a wee secret: CONTROVERSY IS DUMB.

Shocking, isn't it?

Let's have a look-see at what happens when the internet explodes.

Ghostbusters

( I ain't afraid of no ghosts, but women, oh no, those things are scary. )

A lot of big movies are cropping up here in Early Spring, for whatever reason. So much to see, and so little time, and I still need to binge on Voltron on Netflix, but we'll discuss that another day. For now, following the action packed special effects laden extravaganza called Kong, we will talk about the slightly less action packed but ( Read more... )

It's movie time! The non-summer blockbuster season is out in full force, and high up on the list is a rebooting of one of the classic creature features: King Kong. And boy have we moved far past the days of a giant ape hanging on the Empire State Building...

Kong: Skull Island

( No monkeys were harmed in the filming of this movie. Andy Serkis was not motion captured for this purpose... for once. )

It's been a bit of a movie frenzy over here, because I like watching movies, and that's about it. So, what do I think? Let's see what's on channel two... (in spoilery detail, so don't read if you haven't seen these movies yet!)

Rogue One

( Spoilers and other unsavory bits here. Maybe also a pizza. )

Yes, I know. Everyone has seen the new Star Wars movie with Rey and Finn and Poe and Kylo Ben and all that stuff. It was fun filled and action packed. It's got a female action hero who will be a Jedi. They killed a major character. Wheeeee ( Read more... )