The other day in class I said, "Your partner is your oyster, so crack them right open!"

No, you don't need context. I was there and I had all the context and I legitimately have no idea what I meant.

Did I teach a class on Tuesday? Yes ( Read more... )

Blah Blah Blah, I know, every year at the start of the year I post something like this. Last year I broke my arm so at least it was exciting. This year is just business as usual.


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So, as a person who has never really broken a bone before, this broken arm thing is a fresh new experience for me. I just thought I'd ramble on about all those things that just don't work right here anymore. If you've done this before, then you know: THE STRUGGLE IS REAL ( Read more... )

The phrase 'sometimes I make poor life choices' is pretty much a descriptor of the past 110% of my life. As the following picture shows, this weekend was no exception.


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In the words of Obi-Wan Kenobi, "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." He was speaking of Mos Eisley spaceport, but truly, had he ever visited Las Vegas, he could have said the exact same thing. And I did too.

( Things I did not do in Las Vegas: get married, get hookers, meet Elvis. Just to get that out of the way quick. )

While this movie wasn't on my list of films to see, I went as a gesture of good will and... well, maybe not good will, more like malicious will. But that's beside the point. The review appears anyway!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

( None of you are going to see the movie, so I feel fine with spoiling the hell out of it. )

Back to movie reviewing we go!
Fearless

( Martial Arts madness galore down here. Jet Li and his wires do it again! )

Previously, our hero had found himself at the mercy of the World Sumo Wrestling League and the infinite shenanigans that went along with a performance of the ages. The tale was magical, but lacked photographic evidence and support... until now.

( Now behold the picspamming power of Iron Mountain! )

This past Friday I went to a sumo wrestling match. Not as a spectator, but more like a participant. But not really in that way either... ah, just read the story.

( Long story follows, involving martial arts of the normal kind, martial arts of the really large man kind, and martial arts of the Mortal Kombat kind. Also, I leave my comfort zone like never before. )