... she's gone...

... she's gone...

... gone.

This can't be happening. I need her. I can't lose Constance. But now her author is gone, and I'm... stuck.

What am I going to do?

So glad I'm not a Potterverse agent. Dealing with new Canon material is a horrible thing. Although, what with these occasional forays into Discworld, I suppose I'm worse off.

Oh well. At least Discworld doesn't have movies.

Yeah, yeah, I haven't been around for a while. So sue me ( Read more... )

Well now, these are interesting. Made by someone who isn't even an assassin, so I hear...

You Know You're From PPC Headquarters When...

You've gotten lost in a six foot stretch of corridor.

Oh, repeatedly

You find yourself talking to plants at random intervals.

Ahahaha, no. Not talking to them. Cursing them, possibly

Spending an hour ( Read more... )

Why did I ever join this place? What in Aman compelled me to do so ( Read more... )

Stupid stupid Atani and their stupid stupid Valar-forsaken Mary-sharding-Sues!

I's getting worse, I swear it is! In the past few days, I've seen any number of Agents kissing in the hallways - Agents who I happen to know have never even met before. So why? Because some idiot Secondborn decided that it would be fun to have, for example, Acacia - who ( Read more... )

Remember that 'fic about me? Yeah. The Author somehow managed to work her mind into HQ and infected me. She dropped me into that story. Ow.

Fortunately, Agents Vemi and Penny - who's now out of Medical - came and rescued me, but... well. Here's their report.

( Saving Agent Dafydd )

So I noticed that a few of my fellow Agents had discovered fanfics about themselves in this new section. Foolishly, I decided to check whether there were any about me. And guess what I found?

( The Abomination )

Okay, so there I was, walking up to the SO's office, when all of a sudden this girl brushed past me. Now, I'm not normally one to take much notice of girls - obviously - but she was absolutely beautiful ( Read more... )

Why does Selene persist in trying to kill me? I didn't ask her to zap Penny, I didn't ask Upstairs to yell at her for it, so why does it all get taken out on me?

Well, at least she's stopped shooting at me. I mean, I gave her that crossbow, she's not supposed to use it on me ( Read more... )