Argh!
Stupid stupid Atani and their stupid stupid Valar-forsaken Mary-sharding-Sues!
I's getting worse, I swear it is! In the past few days, I've seen any number of Agents kissing in the hallways - Agents who I happen to know have never even met before. So why? Because some idiot Secondborn decided that it would be fun to have, for example, Acacia - who I know has retired - and Agent Emma as a couple. I mean honestly, can't they at least stay within the realms of reasonable probability? There are enough plausible couples in HQ without inventing their own!
And that's not all. The 'Sues are multiplying, too, exponentially. I noticed that blue elf - you know, the orange-haired one, whatsisface - running down one corridor being followed by a vertitable horde of the things. I think the only reason they hadn't caught him was that they were too busy fighting amongst themselves to focus their powers.
Ah, well. At least I've got Anerin to protect me from them. Wait... who? What did I just write?
Oh Varda... the world's going into soft focus... they're getting to me...
It's getting hard to control my AnerinAnerin argh, fingers. Anerin. Oh, Valar... help!
Selene, if you are reading this, please, help. Get Vemi and come and save me from Anerin... please...
... I'm coming, Anerin dear...
I's getting worse, I swear it is! In the past few days, I've seen any number of Agents kissing in the hallways - Agents who I happen to know have never even met before. So why? Because some idiot Secondborn decided that it would be fun to have, for example, Acacia - who I know has retired - and Agent Emma as a couple. I mean honestly, can't they at least stay within the realms of reasonable probability? There are enough plausible couples in HQ without inventing their own!
And that's not all. The 'Sues are multiplying, too, exponentially. I noticed that blue elf - you know, the orange-haired one, whatsisface - running down one corridor being followed by a vertitable horde of the things. I think the only reason they hadn't caught him was that they were too busy fighting amongst themselves to focus their powers.
Ah, well. At least I've got Anerin to protect me from them. Wait... who? What did I just write?
Oh Varda... the world's going into soft focus... they're getting to me...
It's getting hard to control my AnerinAnerin argh, fingers. Anerin. Oh, Valar... help!
Selene, if you are reading this, please, help. Get Vemi and come and save me from Anerin... please...
... I'm coming, Anerin dear...