Ai Elbereth!

[agent_dafydd]

So I noticed that a few of my fellow Agents had discovered fanfics about themselves in this new section. Foolishly, I decided to check whether there were any about me. And guess what I found?

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[elementwizard]

I don't want to die in pink uniforms. *shudders*

Better keep an eye out on Seline she might become suicidal.

I was thinking... what we need is to find the cure for badfic. Besides killing the Sues I mean. We have to find a way to kill the bad fic at the source. Mock it sensless or something.

Oh crap. Verra and Lorac are coming back. Gotta run before they start effecting me.

[agent_dafydd]

I don't know a Seline - my partner is Selene. We've got another Mini-Agent on our hands.

We could always try killing the Authors... no, no, mustn't think that.

Oh, I know - we detonate a nuclear weapon in the ionosphere. Bang - no internet, no badfic.