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Well now, these are interesting. Made by someone who isn't even an assassin, so I hear...
You Know You're From PPC Headquarters When...
You've gotten lost in a six foot stretch of corridor.
Oh, repeatedly
You find yourself talking to plants at random intervals.
Ahahaha, no. Not talking to them. Cursing them, possibly
Spending an hour walking down a dozen yards of corridor is perfectly acceptable.
You mean there are places where it isn't?
Your walls are grey. All of them.
No, Thandy burnt some patches...
Doors that don't disappear confuse you.
Definitely. What is with that?
Ten minutes without hearing a single 'Beeeeeeep!' makes you wonder what's wrong.
You get violent around sunflowers.
Idiot sunflower kicked me out. Someday I will burn him, I swear...
The words 'pay', 'clock' and 'time off' are no longer in your vocabulary.
Can't say I recognise them...
The word 'lol' makes you reach for a sword.
Kill...
You never let yourself get comfortable.
What, you think I want to go on a mission?
You will never utter the phrase 'It's only a story' except in sarcasm.
You are personally acquainted with species from at least three different 'fictional' universes.
Far more than that...
Slamming your head against a wall is a good thing.
Well, obviously...
You're not addicted to Bleeprin - you can stop any time you like.
Honest...
You know exactly what to do if someone comes at you with a flamethrower.
Pull out my own flamethrower, right?
Computers are evil.
They keep making loud noises...
The word 'mpreg' make you twitch.
You can remember the differences between Bleeprin, Bleepka, Bleepsinthe and Bleepesteem, but the difference between work and holidays are beginning to fade.
Holly what now?
Yelling at and hitting a piece of technology to fix it actually works.
Are there places it doesn't?
You have no idea how big your place of work actually is.
I may be the only Agent who does know that
The sight of glitter makes you sick.
No, it makes me violent
If Legolas runs down the corridor, you let him pass and then prepare to kill the 'Sue chasing him.
[Grins evilly]
'Sue' is not just a name.
... it's a way of death
'Urple' is not a typo.
Obviously...
Miniature firey demons are a common pet.
But don't let the Minis hear you call them pets...
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from PPC HQ.
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And you can find that one here. I do wonder whether this guy's been in HQ before...
You Know You're From PPC Headquarters When...
You've gotten lost in a six foot stretch of corridor.
Oh, repeatedly
You find yourself talking to plants at random intervals.
Ahahaha, no. Not talking to them. Cursing them, possibly
Spending an hour walking down a dozen yards of corridor is perfectly acceptable.
You mean there are places where it isn't?
Your walls are grey. All of them.
No, Thandy burnt some patches...
Doors that don't disappear confuse you.
Definitely. What is with that?
Ten minutes without hearing a single 'Beeeeeeep!' makes you wonder what's wrong.
You get violent around sunflowers.
Idiot sunflower kicked me out. Someday I will burn him, I swear...
The words 'pay', 'clock' and 'time off' are no longer in your vocabulary.
Can't say I recognise them...
The word 'lol' makes you reach for a sword.
Kill...
You never let yourself get comfortable.
What, you think I want to go on a mission?
You will never utter the phrase 'It's only a story' except in sarcasm.
You are personally acquainted with species from at least three different 'fictional' universes.
Far more than that...
Slamming your head against a wall is a good thing.
Well, obviously...
You're not addicted to Bleeprin - you can stop any time you like.
Honest...
You know exactly what to do if someone comes at you with a flamethrower.
Pull out my own flamethrower, right?
Computers are evil.
They keep making loud noises...
The word 'mpreg' make you twitch.
You can remember the differences between Bleeprin, Bleepka, Bleepsinthe and Bleepesteem, but the difference between work and holidays are beginning to fade.
Holly what now?
Yelling at and hitting a piece of technology to fix it actually works.
Are there places it doesn't?
You have no idea how big your place of work actually is.
I may be the only Agent who does know that
The sight of glitter makes you sick.
No, it makes me violent
If Legolas runs down the corridor, you let him pass and then prepare to kill the 'Sue chasing him.
[Grins evilly]
'Sue' is not just a name.
... it's a way of death
'Urple' is not a typo.
Obviously...
Miniature firey demons are a common pet.
But don't let the Minis hear you call them pets...
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from PPC HQ.
Get Your Own "You Know You're From" Meme Here
More cool things for your blog at
Blogthings
And you can find that one here. I do wonder whether this guy's been in HQ before...