badfic:deserving | szaleniec1000

Well, would you look at that

szaleniec1000 Nov 04, 2011 00:35

Those of you who use Tumblr, I recommend following WTFFanfiction for daily fanfic quote goodness. And I think you might appreciate the latest post.

I should have the rest of HTE Chapter 1 and possibly the beginning of 2 at the weekend. :)

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Deserving Chapter 53

szaleniec1000 Oct 19, 2011 11:51

I'd almost given up checking for updates, then on I go to the Uber-Pit and what do I find? Ladies and gentlemen, this is it.

( It's also very long. )

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Deserving Chapter 52

szaleniec1000 Jul 09, 2011 22:54

Whoever added Deserving to Worse Than It Sounds is made of win:

Deserving: an unflinching exploration of non-traditional relationship dynamics and families and the psychological cost of revenge. Famous for its many quotable lines.

Without further ado, the long-awaited Chapter 52.

( NSFW )

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Recursive Translation Theatre: Deserving Chapter 48

szaleniec1000 May 29, 2011 23:41

This is too much fun. I'm hoping to have Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 12 done tomorrow, but for now enjoy some exquisite burning. Or rather, Brent being good.

( NSFW )

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Fun with machine translation!

szaleniec1000 May 28, 2011 17:05

Inspired by this weepingcock post, here's a certain sex scene Google translated via Chinese, Yiddish, Swahili and back to English.

( NSFW, though it's hard to tell )

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Deserving Chapter 51

szaleniec1000 Apr 13, 2011 15:20

The latest instalment has a rather rushed feel to it, which as one of the reviewers pointed out does actually add to the sense of urgency. If this was indeed intentional then it works to enough of an extent that I'd give credit where it's due, but as we'll see that comes at the expense of continuity. On a similarly positive note, the author appears ( Read more... )

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Deserving Chapter 50

szaleniec1000 Mar 20, 2011 14:48

It's a funny thing, isn't it? I have a few vague ideas of where I want to take these sporkings, just how to follow something like this... and then before I can decide, guess what appears. I CAN'T ESCAPE THIS FIC. Happy half-century, everyone.

( Deserving Chapter 50 )

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Deserving Chapter 49

szaleniec1000 Feb 14, 2011 16:44

Happy belated birthday, fly_buggy_fly !

Chapter 49 is the last chapter of Deserving posted so far, and I don't know if/when it'll be finished. It was posted in November so who knows. All snark aside, speaking as a person rather than a reviewer, I honestly hope the author is okay.

( Deserving Chapter 49 )

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Deserving Chapter 48

szaleniec1000 Jan 30, 2011 00:00

Ladies and gentlemen, this is it. If you've been following the sporking so far, Chapter 48 needs no introduction. It's not even "just" the revelation about the Dursleys did to Harry, but Chapter 48 is just all of the worst of Deserving distilled into a single chapter. Think about that for a moment.

( Deserving Chapter 48 (NSFW, of course) )

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Deserving Chapter 47

szaleniec1000 Jan 28, 2011 00:32

The author now apparently has a technical writing beta. I don't see any improvement in the technical quality of the writing, but this chapter is triple-spaced again. I don't know if there's a connection there.

( Deserving Chapter 47 )

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