Fun with machine translation!
Inspired by this weepingcock post, here's a certain sex scene Google translated via Chinese, Yiddish, Swahili and back to English.
"Oil" monosillabik and procedures.
Xifulesi skooted on the floor and put his body away from her husband Harry give the bridge required. Harry did not have anything.
"That's enough," he said after a short time. "Come here."
Xifulesi crawling on her husband. Harry's eyes and the look of surprise from xifulesi to see he did not expect him to do so.
"The position, face away from me."
Xifulesi agreement.
"Sabbath"
Xifulesi looked over his shoulder to see Harry holding the position of his masculinity. He took a step back and narrow the gap, and begin to decline, but it is awkward, because she did not insist. If he drop a handrail, not being able to spread her cheeks, with a simple review. Harry decided to work, stand, hit his penis in the xifulesi. This is a huge cock this time. Force One. Harry Kat with one hand on his neck and send him to bed. Once there, apparently thinking better chance, so put on it.
"Mount me," said Harry.
Xifulesi put a knee on each side of the fire, Harry, and easy to get a chance to complete the work JAATHIYA. Harry waiting for his hand again for cock. When Harry push his back door xifulesi spread her cheeks so that Harry is very good. Harry to the side of his head to look good on his cock through his one score.
Oh, yeah, it's great, is filling xifulesi coast. feeling is great.
"Rise Up" and the procedure.
Xifulesi took a deep breath and follow. Harry then grabbed xifulesi fire and attacks him.
Ohhhhhhh! Xifulesi outlook is Mash.
"Stand" in the process again.
Xifulesi try to open their eyes to see the air, he was breeding. He seemed to be able to focus long enough to do what he says, and once again Harry down to his place.
"Step by step."
Xifulesi or not possessive will allow Harry to trap him, and on it again under great. This time, his eyes were closed, her back and her head was suddenly Hanging like rain, no one can control, he ejakulated, sending him to send his seeds all over Harry. He fell some guidance mouth.
Harry pushed her to start looking at the introduction xifulesi Wiping the puck.
"I hate you I have a cock. Hate it! I hate the man I married who has a cock!" He said, he proceeded to wipe his face extreme opposition.
You know, this might be better than the original.
ETA: Deserving Chapter 21 sex scene, or, "I HATE THAT YOU HAVE A COCK!"
becomes:
Chapter 21 is worth the terrain of sex, or, "I hate you cock!"
"Oil" monosillabik and procedures.
Xifulesi skooted on the floor and put his body away from her husband Harry give the bridge required. Harry did not have anything.
"That's enough," he said after a short time. "Come here."
Xifulesi crawling on her husband. Harry's eyes and the look of surprise from xifulesi to see he did not expect him to do so.
"The position, face away from me."
Xifulesi agreement.
"Sabbath"
Xifulesi looked over his shoulder to see Harry holding the position of his masculinity. He took a step back and narrow the gap, and begin to decline, but it is awkward, because she did not insist. If he drop a handrail, not being able to spread her cheeks, with a simple review. Harry decided to work, stand, hit his penis in the xifulesi. This is a huge cock this time. Force One. Harry Kat with one hand on his neck and send him to bed. Once there, apparently thinking better chance, so put on it.
"Mount me," said Harry.
Xifulesi put a knee on each side of the fire, Harry, and easy to get a chance to complete the work JAATHIYA. Harry waiting for his hand again for cock. When Harry push his back door xifulesi spread her cheeks so that Harry is very good. Harry to the side of his head to look good on his cock through his one score.
Oh, yeah, it's great, is filling xifulesi coast. feeling is great.
"Rise Up" and the procedure.
Xifulesi took a deep breath and follow. Harry then grabbed xifulesi fire and attacks him.
Ohhhhhhh! Xifulesi outlook is Mash.
"Stand" in the process again.
Xifulesi try to open their eyes to see the air, he was breeding. He seemed to be able to focus long enough to do what he says, and once again Harry down to his place.
"Step by step."
Xifulesi or not possessive will allow Harry to trap him, and on it again under great. This time, his eyes were closed, her back and her head was suddenly Hanging like rain, no one can control, he ejakulated, sending him to send his seeds all over Harry. He fell some guidance mouth.
Harry pushed her to start looking at the introduction xifulesi Wiping the puck.
"I hate you I have a cock. Hate it! I hate the man I married who has a cock!" He said, he proceeded to wipe his face extreme opposition.
You know, this might be better than the original.
ETA: Deserving Chapter 21 sex scene, or, "I HATE THAT YOU HAVE A COCK!"
becomes:
Chapter 21 is worth the terrain of sex, or, "I hate you cock!"