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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 7

szaleniec1000 Jul 20, 2014 16:14

Last chapter's obligatory cliffhanger involved the arrival of three "extremely unwelcome visitors", who might have been house-elves, the Great One's geese, the Hogsmeade takeaway delivering the wrong pizza or just post owls again.
( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 7 )

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Recursive Translation Theatre: Deserving Chapter 48

szaleniec1000 May 29, 2011 23:41

This is too much fun. I'm hoping to have Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 12 done tomorrow, but for now enjoy some exquisite burning. Or rather, Brent being good.

( NSFW )

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Deserving Chapter 48

szaleniec1000 Jan 30, 2011 00:00

Ladies and gentlemen, this is it. If you've been following the sporking so far, Chapter 48 needs no introduction. It's not even "just" the revelation about the Dursleys did to Harry, but Chapter 48 is just all of the worst of Deserving distilled into a single chapter. Think about that for a moment.

( Deserving Chapter 48 (NSFW, of course) )

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Deserving Chapter 44

szaleniec1000 Jan 15, 2011 01:02

The story so far: Severus has given birth to Harry's daughter with the aid of a Gorean centaur. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Deserving means never having to say you're bullshitting. If TVTropes still had the I Am Not Making This Up section, the entire fic could have gone in there.

( Deserving Chapter 44 (NSFW) )

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Deserving Chapters 42-43

szaleniec1000 Jan 13, 2011 22:26

Welcome back to Deserving. Chapters 42 and 43 follow directly on from each other, so here they are as a double bill.

( Deserving Chapters 42-43 (NSFW) )

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Deserving Chapter 41

szaleniec1000 Jan 11, 2011 23:25

Chapter 40, it must be said, is quite seriously one of the worst things I've read in my decade in fanfic-land. You know you've hit rock bottom when you're thinking that at least it's not quite as bad as Celebrian or Agony in Pink. 41 represents a slight improvement, but make no mistake: Deserving still sucks.

( Deserving Chapter 41 (NSFW) )

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Deserving Chapter 39

szaleniec1000 Jan 03, 2011 20:28

And here's 39, as promised. Complete with more buggery.
( Deserving Chapter 39 (NSFW) )

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Deserving Chapter 12

szaleniec1000 Aug 16, 2010 21:46

Deserving Chapter 48 is a doozy, and by "doozy" I mean "squickfest", but all in good time. I'm hoping to get back onto a more regular schedule. The fic drags a little - it's about this point I gave up on it for a while when I was recapping on WGW before, as well - but from here on in the crazy goes into full overdrive ( Read more... )

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Deserving Chapter 10

szaleniec1000 Jun 25, 2010 16:31

Welcome back to the wacky world of Deserving, where Snape has just given birth to Richard the arse-baby.
( Deserving Chapter 10 )

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