i brought my Office calender into work today. It is so hilarious. January has a picture of Dwight holding his ( Read more... )

good morning! i have an entire Sunday set before me with nothing planned. i don't have to spend 2 hours on a packed highway, i don't have to visit with family (not a horrendous obligation but you know what i mean), i don't have to clean the bathroom or go to work or wear pants that aren't expandable. I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ( Read more... )

i have just finished up my work-friendly version of a holiday feast: a vanilla snowflake chai and a cranberry granola bar. it does not really compare to heathertea's feast of multiple pies, but it will suffice for now ( Read more... )

i thought i'd regret skipping yoga last night, but i totally don't. with tacos and the Da Vinci Code, it felt like a saturday night (here you get a glimpse of just how wild and crazy my saturday nights usually are). i liked the Da Vinci Code a lot. i had heard mixed reviews, but it kept me captivated. i own the book (the illustrated version. ( Read more... )

this morning i had to drive into work because i had to run some errands. it amuses and depresses me that it takes the same amount of time to drive to work as it does to take the subway, and that a 7 minute drive becomes a 25 minute drive when it occurs at 8:15 on a weekday morning ( Read more... )

there are still 64 minutes left in this day, but i think i will just take a chance and declare it an ideal saturday. ideal for a rainy, cool, lazy, late summer day. not necessarily ideal for, like, your wedding day or anything where weather or self-motivation are important factors ( Read more... )

is it time to go home yet? according to the clock on my phone, i've got 56 minutes until 5:00. according to my computer, i've got 51 minutes until 5:00. there is no doubt as to what clock i will be obeying (indeed, i am a slave to the clock ( Read more... )

My ratatouille came out ok last night, but it wasn't as good as I had hoped. There wasn't a lot of flavour, but it was insanely healthy. The healthiness was almost immediately counteracted by the galaxy bar I had for dessert. C'est la vie ( Read more... )

forget about being a food critic (something i would so consider doing if there was no such thing as meat), i think i should be a movie reviewer. i took a film class in university. i am dating a guy with a degree in film. surely i have the credentials to write about movies, no? and my catch phrase will be a play on ebert's and roeper's. not ( Read more... )

yesterday TSM said he got a phone call from samuel l. jackson. as it turns out, you can go to the snakes on a plane website and fill this thing out so that you can have anyone receive a phone call from him. you even plug in certain particulars like the person's occupation or some physical characteristic and then samuel l. jackson goes something ( Read more... )