(titled stolen from a tumblr post, my bad!)

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But oh maaaan Hansel & Gretel.

Let me be clear, this is not a movie that is going to go down in the history books for being critically acclaimed. But it is so unapologetically ITSELF, EXACTLY WHAT IT WANTS TO BE, that I promise you will enjoy it if ( Read more... )

No real spoilers, just general impression under the cut! :DD

( oooooverrr the misty mountains coooold )

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Okay, having now seen the Warm Bodies trailer--even though excerpts from the book made me want to curl up and die--I am...kind of looking forward to the movie?

THOUGHTS? Other people who read more than excerpts from the book? I heard there were parts that were legitimately good writing, and then other parts that disintegrated into painful amounts of ( Read more... )

Enjoyed it waaaay more than any other Bond film I've seen, but honestly the Bond films aren't really what stirs my tea, so maybe that's not saying a lot. DEFINITELY ENJOYED IT ENOUGH TO BLAB ABOUT UNDER THE CUT!

( big ass spoilers for the movie, don't read unless you don't mind )

Last night after a really weird day, writing club and I crashed the second midnight showing of Magic Mike--there were maybe ten people in the place. But their advertising sucked.

ANYHOO, so the movie was surprisingly interesting? And I find I have stuff to say about it, soooo under the cut it goes.

( where the hell did all these feels come from? )

omfg

in Men in Black 1 the part where they’re about to take the test and J asks why they’re here and the military dude jumps up and says “BECAUSE WE ARE THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE BEST, SIR!”

He says his name is Jake Jensen


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WAS AMAZING. Seriously, the most gorgeously animated movie I have ever seen, and a perfect storm of Scotland Nostalgia and Mom&Daughter feels (bring tissues, is what I'm saying) BEST BEST BEST

For Scotland nostalgia bingo, see if you can spot: Haggis (of a...kind, that was not what haggis...never mind), thistles, highlands, wee cakes, kilts, HEELAND ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night that I gave my book to a publisher at Walmart (wtf self) and they were like YAY and published in immediately and i was so stunned and happy and they gave me a copy and i like toddled off in a daze and came across a famous banjo player who was like awwwwyiss, I'mma order ten copies of your book and I was like JFC and then I ( Read more... )

Just got back from seeing Men in Black 3

...Am I the only one who walked out of there shipping J/K like fucking hell

( spoilerrrrs )

I went last minute to the midnight showing of Snow White and the Huntsman with writing club--over all i've had better nights, but not anything I'm going to hold a grudge about.

The movie...

( I kept this purposefully vague and spoiler-free, but under the cut in case you don't want anyone's opinion affecting yours before you see it )