chris evans for all superheros everywhere
omfg
in Men in Black 1 the part where they’re about to take the test and J asks why they’re here and the military dude jumps up and says “BECAUSE WE ARE THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE BEST, SIR!”
He says his name is Jake Jensen
and J’s next line is “Take a look at Captain America over here.”
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……I mean, first off, WHAT ARE THE ODDS. But also HEY WHOEVER YOU ARE, SCREENWRITER PERSON, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.