Hansel & Gretel: the Folgers Commercial with more blood and less coffee

[queenklu]

(titled stolen from a tumblr post, my bad!)

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But oh maaaan Hansel & Gretel.

Let me be clear, this is not a movie that is going to go down in the history books for being critically acclaimed. But it is so unapologetically ITSELF, EXACTLY WHAT IT WANTS TO BE, that I promise you will enjoy it if

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[shri_amato]

... I feel like I should be offended by that Adam remark, but I'll hold off judgment until I see the movie. Lol.

I called the het-slashy-sibling relationship from the first commercial I saw.

[queenklu]

FOR REALS BB, I THOUGHT THE ONE WITCH WITH SPIKY HAIR WAS ADAM LAMBERT FOR A BIT THERE

And oh yeah, I walked in there already shipping them. Whups codependent siblings brought closer by family trauma and supernatural shit hells yes sign me the fuck up.

[shri_amato]

I can assure you Adam has not done any witch roles. He's a vampire, duh.

Now is this a movie I should avoid going to with my dad? I don't need a repeat of the RDJ-in-drag-getting-dry-humped-by-Jude-Law incident, okay?

[queenklu]

Wait until you see these witches, bb.

Haha, I went with both my parents and my brother and I would definitely say this is Dad!safe. There is only one naked lady butt and a side boob but other than that, all blood and guts and glory!

[dancinbutterfly]

The arm cudddling jfc. also with mina at the pool - did hansel like...scream nervous virgin to you or was that just me?

[queenklu]

adjfklsjfl. If not screaming 'nervous virgin' then for sure 'omg girl that is not my sister what do' in aaaany way you want to take it ;DD

[jesseofthenorth]

This is one of those movies that makes me truely regret living two hours from the nearest theater! But as great as this movie sounds? A 2 hour drive on ice roads is not going to happen. Guess I will wait til it comes out on video and hopefully not get spoiled!
(looking forward to the inevitable barrage of fic! :D)

[queenklu]

Oh man, that must suck! Pretty much all my life I've lived within walking distance of a movie theater *hides* BUT YES, WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE, YOU SHOULD SEE IT! :DDD

[julorean]

Oh yah, it was cheesy and gory but I was quite satisfied. :D A very fun film! It knows exactly what it is and is completely unashamed. Sleepy!Hansel rolling under the bed is the most adorable thing, sakdshfkdg. (True fact: Hansel killed all the monsters under the bed. That, or they made him their king). And him by the pool, lololol omg worse than Steve Rogers! (so precious)

Shipping them squicks me. But they are indeed codependent and awwww siblings!

My headcanon that came about months ago: The Winchesters are their descendents. Hansel and Dean have the same sort of look, don't they? :D Cas or some angel can do that time travel thing again and pop them back.

[queenklu]

LOL I just saw it again yesterday--we laughed and applauded and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. Ughhh sleepy!Hansel is just the BEST.

I like that headcanon. That is a goooood headcanon ;DD

[julorean]

The other day I had the most random idea involving Doctor Who. Went something like this: Hansel+Jack=Dean! Jack is most peeved he's pregnant again. They drop the kid off in 1979 Lawrence Kansas and fix the memories so the parents think he's theirs.

Also there was coat sex. In which Jack's greatcoat and Hansel's leather coat had awesome sexy offspring (They start as vests, turn into awkward adolescent jackets that don't quite fit before growing into devastatingly sexy long coats).

[dodger_sister]

Uh, hi. Just popping into Klu's comments to say that I would read the fuck out of this story!

Also there was coat sex. In which Jack's greatcoat and Hansel's leather coat had awesome sexy offspring (They start as vests, turn into awkward adolescent jackets that don't quite fit before growing into devastatingly sexy long coats).

I esp love that they are awkward adolescent jackets before growing into devastatingly sexy long coats! - lol, genius. :)