This entry is brought to you from the Samsung lounge, which is next to the Starbucks, which is maybe 30 years down from another Starbucks. Yeah.

Just before coming to the airport, bretthoerner told me that his coworker saw an iPod vending machine at the mall. When I got to the airport, I saw the same thing - except this one also sold other things, such as PSP ( Read more... )

Goddamn, I'm terrible at this. I'd probably do better if I actually had the internet at home, and didn't have to go to Starbucks or work to do, well, anything. But odds are it'll be a few weeks yet, since I'm a lazy fuck who can shirk responsibility with a nearly athletic vigor. I think one time I broke a sweat putting off a bill ( Read more... )

Dallas is a different place than Austin.

I struck up a quick 30 second conversation with a girl whose car sounded like it was dying a slow and painful death, and she walked off to be about her business. 15 minutes later, she approaches me again.

"I know you probably don't know, what with the broken leg and all, but do you know where I could buy some ( Read more... )

I've got weeks worth of drunken photographs to put up, and not enough energy to do it. Between working, going to class, and procrastinating, I feel like I have no free time - which doesn't make sense, because those two things are pretty much all that I do ( Read more... )

Due to terrorist activity, I'm not allowed to bring fluids onto a plane. Which totally scraps my goal of arriving in Dallas drunk, because I can't bring my vodka with me!

You extremist assholes have crossed a line. Yes, I wasn't happy with you hijacking planes and bombing buildings - but now, it's personal.

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I had a long weekend. It's going to have to be described in installments, which is actually prety convenient, since the rest of this week is going to be pretty boring.


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I've returned from Arkansas, but am pretty much wiped out by the journey. I stayed buzzed-to-drunk pretty much any time I wasn't driving, and spent about 16 hours in a car, so I'll have to relay the trip tomorrow. For now, I offer my three main rules for driving on two-lane interstates ( Read more... )