Started uploading my photos to Flickr. Check it out for moments such as these:


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Sitting in Austin, drinking, and getting paid for it.


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I'm going to see Tub Ring play this friday at the darkside lounge in Dallas, and if you go I will totally lick your nipple if you remind me I said this. (I'm pretty drunk right now.)

Tub Ring is pretty amazing, and you should totally go. I'll be there, lickin' nipples.

UPDATE: I hate life, show is apparently cancelled. :(

As most of you know, I grew up in Russia, and Kinder Eggs were precious bits of treasure from the distant and mysterious west. (Not too far west, but far enough to be awesome.) Chocolate candy? Amazingly tiny detailed toy? The joy of unpeeling crinkly foil ( Read more... )

It's 2008, people. There's no goddamned reason in the world why anyone should still be censoring the word "ass" out of a song.

According to the coin jar calculator, I have more money in my coin jar than I do in my checking account.

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Yeah. So my friend sold me his MacBook Pro. Just forked over $1600, and now it's sitting on my desk, doing nothing, because for some reason it hates my wireless. I think my other laptop's feelings got hurt, because now it can't connect to the wireless either. Oh well. They're sitting side by side, so they'll have to learn to play nice one way or ( Read more... )

Whenever a client that we think might be particularly sensitive to my, uh, colorful outbursts ("WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING GODDAMNIT FUCKPILE PROCESS THIS STUPID SHIT") the boss reminds me not to swear.

Since I have the memory of a goldfish with Alzheimer's, I find it useful to make myself a little reminder.


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you know, thinking about it, maybe i shouldn't call the folder i forward all mail form my parents to "mom and dick".