I'm going to see Tub Ring play this friday at the darkside lounge in Dallas, and if you go I will totally lick your nipple if you remind me I said this. (I'm pretty drunk right now.)

Tub Ring is pretty amazing, and you should totally go. I'll be there, lickin' nipples.

UPDATE: I hate life, show is apparently cancelled. :(

I really don't know what the word for "one-third" is in the bi-tri-quad family of words, and I'm too lazy - and hung over - to even try to look it up. But in any case, last night was the celebration of the whatevernnial of jim_steele's life. He was 33 and a third of a century old.


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Pictures are worth a thousand words. Someone figure out how much I'd get if I charged a nickel per.


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I've got weeks worth of drunken photographs to put up, and not enough energy to do it. Between working, going to class, and procrastinating, I feel like I have no free time - which doesn't make sense, because those two things are pretty much all that I do ( Read more... )

I don't really have time to caption all of these; I'll go back and do it later.


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So, have I built this up enough to make anything I post be a total disappointment yet?

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And now, the batch from Sarah's camera!

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When I first got there, I inquired as to where the liquor was, and went straight for the Mohawk, and poured myself a shot. A tall dude holding a beer (something like a Keystone Light) looked at me, smirked, and said, "Yeah, shoot that." So I did. I mean, come on, guy, it's not like it's fucking diesel fuel - it's essentially just doubel vodka. I'm ( Read more... )

I am drunk at this very instant, second and moment, and here's how I got there:


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Act I - wherein a man puts on women's underwear

Cast:
* MJ, a girl from Dallas
* B, her friend
* S, B's boyfriend
* M, MJ's gay friend

Scene I Setting: My room
Me: (phone) Lo, MJ, we should go out and partake in festivities!
MJ: Verily! Drive thine steed (truck) out to ye olde house!
Me: Indeed!

Scene II Setting: Coffee Place
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