Started uploading my photos to Flickr. Check it out for moments such as these:


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I'm going to see Tub Ring play this friday at the darkside lounge in Dallas, and if you go I will totally lick your nipple if you remind me I said this. (I'm pretty drunk right now.)

Tub Ring is pretty amazing, and you should totally go. I'll be there, lickin' nipples.

UPDATE: I hate life, show is apparently cancelled. :(

This entry is brought to you from the Samsung lounge, which is next to the Starbucks, which is maybe 30 years down from another Starbucks. Yeah.

Just before coming to the airport, bretthoerner told me that his coworker saw an iPod vending machine at the mall. When I got to the airport, I saw the same thing - except this one also sold other things, such as PSP ( Read more... )

Nothing spoils your taste for swimming at your apartment complex like finding a completely empty container of petroleum jelly laying pool-side.

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Goddamn, I'm terrible at this. I'd probably do better if I actually had the internet at home, and didn't have to go to Starbucks or work to do, well, anything. But odds are it'll be a few weeks yet, since I'm a lazy fuck who can shirk responsibility with a nearly athletic vigor. I think one time I broke a sweat putting off a bill ( Read more... )

Pictures are worth a thousand words. Someone figure out how much I'd get if I charged a nickel per.


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I've got weeks worth of drunken photographs to put up, and not enough energy to do it. Between working, going to class, and procrastinating, I feel like I have no free time - which doesn't make sense, because those two things are pretty much all that I do ( Read more... )

I don't really have time to caption all of these; I'll go back and do it later.


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I swear, I could not shave for a month without anyone noticing. I envy all you fucking beardos. :(


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So, have I built this up enough to make anything I post be a total disappointment yet?

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