"others say hunting itself is like sex with a blow up doll and that the 10 percent decline in hunters seen in the United States since the late '90s -- from 14 million to about 12.5 million -- coincides exactly with the debut of impotence drugs like Viagra."

- Dick Cheney's Sadistic Passion for Shooting Tame AnimalsI've really got no comment on ( Read more... )

Due to terrorist activity, I'm not allowed to bring fluids onto a plane. Which totally scraps my goal of arriving in Dallas drunk, because I can't bring my vodka with me!

You extremist assholes have crossed a line. Yes, I wasn't happy with you hijacking planes and bombing buildings - but now, it's personal.

From the "WELL, DUH" department: Booze is the big reason why Russians are going extinct. Of the seven million Russian deaths in the last decade, 34 percent were due to alcohol.

I'll drink to that.

God, I wish I could remember the sci-fi story that pretty much went along these lines. The only details I remember is that it's about a man and his wife, and the government is putting in subliminal billboards all up and down the highway, encouraging people to buy new things. As a result, the sides of the highway are landfills, filled with barely- ( Read more... )

Well, the moment has finally come, and I don't know how I feel about it.

Republican lawmakers are drafting new legislation that will make marriage a requirement for motherhood in the state of Indiana, including specific criminal penalties for unmarried women who do become pregnant "by means other than sexual intercourse ( Read more... )

FURIOUS South African women have called for a controversial new anti-rape device, dubbed a “rat trap”, to be banned by the Government ( Read more... )