It's that time of year again, guys!
As you may know, Kingdom Hearts Fanfiction Rants' birthday is actually on the first. But we celebrate it on the 5th in honor of Lexaeus (5/05) and Grand Head Mod
leikomgwtfbbq 's birthday! Except now it's on the sixth because Lynx and everyone else is hella busy and I was a slowpoke on getting this done orz.
However! It's been another crazy year of KHFFR! So grab your sporks and rant hats, pull up a chair, get some popcorn and get ready to go on ass again!
With your hosts DiZ and Riku Replica!!
Top 5 Ranters
1.
cup_ramen_chaos - 40 posts
2.
inxblot - 39 posts
3.
lynxgriffin - 15 posts
4.
gabaruni - 14
5.
megaflamehege/
gay_vampire /
leradny /
whitepawn_alice - 13 posts
1.
yume_no_kage and the
Friending Meme - 447
2.
cup_ramen_chaos and the
Fandom Confessional - 333
3.
riichan voices her opinions on
just about everything - 292
4.
voodoobob goes
“not a 14th member!” - 291
5.
princeali_m_fan wishes everyone happy thanksgiving - 179
fanfare searches youtube and concludes that she
doesn't like your girlfriend riichan declares that your badfic
makes baby Selphie cry Fed up with art thieves,
kame_pie introduces Naminé's
Sketchbook of Nobody Justice The "Axel isn't Reno!!" arguments continue, with
new theories cropping up left and right. Later on, Demyx
gets in on the fun.
akiko_sohma pleads
don't DYE Axel!! hope_rising gives the dirty truth on
menustration. Other ladies on KHFFR WISH they bled kittens and Quizno's gift cards.
cup_ramen_chaos starts the
KH sentence generator and only gets a crappy T-shirt
chiiaroscuro and
riichan start up
Worldrefugess, to great success. It
returns in March. [/shameless pimp]
Troll attack!!. After trolls decimate
kingdom_spork, Top sporkers
lynxgriffin and
tegurunrampant create their own sporking journal
snakesonasora.
cup_ramen_chaos later creates
heartless_fics for everyone else.
ultimaaa bitches about
Organization XIII cosplay and
boobs.
cup_ramen_chaos follows up with a tutorial on
doing binding right. leikomgwtfbbq requests a list of
crossovers that need to happen voodoobob claims that your
conceptions of canon are false and tells it like it is.
pink_rapid rants about wank on
fandom secrets and asks where the Larxene love is.
cup_ramen_chaos introduces
EL FUHRER. Macros ensue.
twit_trisana talks about
crossdressing princeali_m_fan claims that rumors of
KH characters at Disney World are largely false, in typical hilarious fashion.
cup_ramen_chaos discovers
Organization Infinity. Comments devolve into reminiscing over "Doug" and jokes about a Nobody with the element of "Shit."
fanfare facepalms over wank regarding
XIV.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!
lynxgriffin recolors
Marluxia.
herazi would like to see YOU try and
defenestrate the Whirlwind Lancer.
alba_aulbath steps down from
moderatorship Smile! You're on Fandom_Wank again!
arson_attrition rants about
Roxas's last name.
lostscore asks if the story itself was any good, the original author of the fic in question comes a-chargin' in, wank ensues.
gabaruni gets everyone to admit
that they've named their stuff after KH characters.
playlifeloud67 says
angrams don't work that way.
hope_rising gives us the
Heartless Survival Guide! daisy_the_mage1 points out that Riku isn't KH's sex-god of awesome...
GOOFY IS! eleventh_end wants us all to stop bitching and just share the
Longxigbar love.
pink_rapid loudly proclaims that if you're using a boyband song for a Larxene/Axel fic...
you are doing it wrong tehescapee asks what Vore is. Nobody likes the answers.
white_origami divulges
SOOPER SEKRIT (and totally untrue) SPOILERS OMG.
syvia brings us a
message from Riku about lots of things.
- Any Repliku/Namine fic
found by
auriatetsukai!
- A High School AU with correct characterization
found by anthraxpretzels (and written by XD)
- A Roxas/Axel fic where Axel bottoms
- Any fic with Lexaeus in character
- A fic where Axel's other isn't Reno Eight not counting this one because I wrote it lol.
- Art involving a feasible spawn that isn't a total sue/stu
- Any crossover from
Leiko's list. We like bad, too! Find:
-a mary sue with more than two keyblades
- an organization member cross-dressing
- a quiz that sucks
- any KH naga. ANY.
- A fic or comic not by Nire-chan/Lady
- A bad College AU. Bonus points for buttsex and Mpreg
- A MarVex fic with the two doting on each other
- A fic where half the Characters are IC, and the other half aren't.
- a trollfic
- the worst porn you can find.
Happy Hunting!
And, last but not least...
Share your own memories, thoughts, feelings, etc!
So, with that said...
buy harry potter food Here's to another year of badfic!