ANOTHER YEAR OF KHFFR!!!

May 06, 2008 18:10

It's that time of year again, guys!

As you may know, Kingdom Hearts Fanfiction Rants' birthday is actually on the first. But we celebrate it on the 5th in honor of Lexaeus (5/05) and Grand Head Mod leikomgwtfbbq 's birthday! Except now it's on the sixth because Lynx and everyone else is hella busy and I was a slowpoke on getting this done orz.

However! It's been another crazy year of KHFFR! So grab your sporks and rant hats, pull up a chair, get some popcorn and get ready to go on ass again!



With your hosts DiZ and Riku Replica!!








Top 5 Ranters
1. cup_ramen_chaos - 40 posts
2. inxblot - 39 posts
3. lynxgriffin - 15 posts
4. gabaruni - 14
5. megaflamehege/gay_vampire /leradny /whitepawn_alice - 13 posts

1. yume_no_kage and the Friending Meme - 447
2. cup_ramen_chaos and the Fandom Confessional - 333
3. riichan voices her opinions on just about everything - 292
4. voodoobob goes “not a 14th member!” - 291
5. princeali_m_fan wishes everyone happy thanksgiving - 179




fanfare searches youtube and concludes that she doesn't like your girlfriend

riichan declares that your badfic makes baby Selphie cry

Fed up with art thieves, kame_pie introduces Naminé's Sketchbook of Nobody Justice

The "Axel isn't Reno!!" arguments continue, with new theories cropping up left and right. Later on, Demyx gets in on the fun.

akiko_sohma pleads don't DYE Axel!!

hope_rising gives the dirty truth on menustration. Other ladies on KHFFR WISH they bled kittens and Quizno's gift cards.

cup_ramen_chaos starts the KH sentence generator and only gets a crappy T-shirt

chiiaroscuro and riichan start up Worldrefugess, to great success. It returns in March. [/shameless pimp]

Troll attack!!. After trolls decimate kingdom_spork, Top sporkers lynxgriffin and tegurunrampant create their own sporking journal snakesonasora. cup_ramen_chaos later creates heartless_fics for everyone else.

ultimaaa bitches about Organization XIII cosplay and boobs. cup_ramen_chaos follows up with a tutorial on doing binding right.

leikomgwtfbbq requests a list of crossovers that need to happen

voodoobob claims that your conceptions of canon are false and tells it like it is.

pink_rapid rants about wank on fandom secrets and asks where the Larxene love is.

cup_ramen_chaos introduces EL FUHRER. Macros ensue.

twit_trisana talks about crossdressing

princeali_m_fan claims that rumors of KH characters at Disney World are largely false, in typical hilarious fashion.

cup_ramen_chaos discovers Organization Infinity. Comments devolve into reminiscing over "Doug" and jokes about a Nobody with the element of "Shit."

fanfare facepalms over wank regarding XIV.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?! lynxgriffin recolors Marluxia.

herazi would like to see YOU try and defenestrate the Whirlwind Lancer.

alba_aulbath steps down from moderatorship

Smile! You're on Fandom_Wank again! arson_attrition rants about Roxas's last name. lostscore asks if the story itself was any good, the original author of the fic in question comes a-chargin' in, wank ensues.

gabaruni gets everyone to admit that they've named their stuff after KH characters.

playlifeloud67 says angrams don't work that way.

hope_rising gives us the Heartless Survival Guide!

daisy_the_mage1 points out that Riku isn't KH's sex-god of awesome... GOOFY IS!

eleventh_end wants us all to stop bitching and just share the Longxigbar love.

pink_rapid loudly proclaims that if you're using a boyband song for a Larxene/Axel fic... you are doing it wrong

tehescapee asks what Vore is. Nobody likes the answers.

white_origami divulges SOOPER SEKRIT (and totally untrue) SPOILERS OMG.

syvia brings us a message from Riku about lots of things.



- Any Repliku/Namine fic found by auriatetsukai!
- A High School AU with correct characterization found by anthraxpretzels (and written by XD)
- A Roxas/Axel fic where Axel bottoms
- Any fic with Lexaeus in character
- A fic where Axel's other isn't Reno Eight not counting this one because I wrote it lol.
- Art involving a feasible spawn that isn't a total sue/stu
- Any crossover from Leiko's list.

We like bad, too! Find:

-a mary sue with more than two keyblades
- an organization member cross-dressing
- a quiz that sucks
- any KH naga. ANY.
- A fic or comic not by Nire-chan/Lady
- A bad College AU. Bonus points for buttsex and Mpreg
- A MarVex fic with the two doting on each other
- A fic where half the Characters are IC, and the other half aren't.
- a trollfic
- the worst porn you can find.

Happy Hunting!

And, last but not least...




Share your own memories, thoughts, feelings, etc!

So, with that said...




buy harry potter food

Here's to another year of badfic!

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