...I feel so creative, except, NOT.
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We’re here today to discuss one of the more *cough* interesting aspects of Kingdom Hearts fanfiction. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the use of crossdressing.
Now, while this isn’t necessarily my type of story I know that at least a few of you have looked for something decent regarding the subject. Oh, but it’s all about the girly ukes who are so CUTE and fluffy they say! Who wouldn’t want to see a hot guy/girl/thing get nailed by the hottest stud in the farm?! Preferably in a dress. Like Marluxia.
This is the time for me to bring something to your attention. Yes, we’ve gone over the points made that Organization XIII/Riku/Sora/Yen Sid/your Mom wouldn’t look very good or feminine in a dress or fishnet *ahem* ‘clothing,’ but what about the actual use of crossdressing?
Okay, fine, most of us have to admit that it was hilarious that Cloud was forced into a dress and that the old pervert might’ve thought he was a girl. Final Fantasy made a girly enough looking man for the job, but that’s only one half of the equation!
See there? Look! GIRLS! Well, women. Convincing women, convincing enough for the guards to go, “Hey, look fellows! BOOBS!” And no sex involved. They even enjoyed themselves!
Well, while Robin Hood and Little John were working for charity and for fun, Mulan and her friends will do anything for King and country. Well, Emperor and country.
Ah, Mulan. Men with boobs and women without. In Disney, no man OR woman is left behind!
Speaking of Emperor’s, Kuzco would like everyone to know that crossdressing saved his life once! …Well, at least it kept most of the insignificant peasants from wondering why there was a talking llama who couldn’t make up his/her mind about the potatoes.
Then again, crossdressing could be a good distraction. For about two second before the hyenas try to eat you. Note; dressing, drag, and the hula = FOOD.
Well, and then there are those times when the world seems to just go insane. Why shouldn’t you go with it, Missus Nesbit?
And for our final specimen, I give you GENIE WITH BOOBS! Not just crossdressing, but a complete sex change! Great for parties and the shock factor, warning: Keep out of reach of children.
It has been brought to my attention that the subject PLEAKLEY is missing from this collection. He’s also relatively well known for crossdressing for fun or otherwise, and is known as, "Jumbaa’s ugly wife," in the Lilo and Stitch franchise on multiple occasions. He is excused.
In conclusion, crossdressing is for: Women, toys, llamas, Cloud, disguise, adventure, hysteria, panic, fun, compulsive shape-shifters, aliens, your dog, cute and cuddly things, and Larxene you.
Not just for sex. Thank you, and good night.
Brought to you by the Genfic Search Team.
We’re here today to discuss one of the more *cough* interesting aspects of Kingdom Hearts fanfiction. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the use of crossdressing.
Now, while this isn’t necessarily my type of story I know that at least a few of you have looked for something decent regarding the subject. Oh, but it’s all about the girly ukes who are so CUTE and fluffy they say! Who wouldn’t want to see a hot guy/girl/thing get nailed by the hottest stud in the farm?! Preferably in a dress. Like Marluxia.
This is the time for me to bring something to your attention. Yes, we’ve gone over the points made that Organization XIII/Riku/Sora/Yen Sid/your Mom wouldn’t look very good or feminine in a dress or fishnet *ahem* ‘clothing,’ but what about the actual use of crossdressing?
Okay, fine, most of us have to admit that it was hilarious that Cloud was forced into a dress and that the old pervert might’ve thought he was a girl. Final Fantasy made a girly enough looking man for the job, but that’s only one half of the equation!
See there? Look! GIRLS! Well, women. Convincing women, convincing enough for the guards to go, “Hey, look fellows! BOOBS!” And no sex involved. They even enjoyed themselves!
Well, while Robin Hood and Little John were working for charity and for fun, Mulan and her friends will do anything for King and country. Well, Emperor and country.
Ah, Mulan. Men with boobs and women without. In Disney, no man OR woman is left behind!
Speaking of Emperor’s, Kuzco would like everyone to know that crossdressing saved his life once! …Well, at least it kept most of the insignificant peasants from wondering why there was a talking llama who couldn’t make up his/her mind about the potatoes.
Then again, crossdressing could be a good distraction. For about two second before the hyenas try to eat you. Note; dressing, drag, and the hula = FOOD.
Well, and then there are those times when the world seems to just go insane. Why shouldn’t you go with it, Missus Nesbit?
And for our final specimen, I give you GENIE WITH BOOBS! Not just crossdressing, but a complete sex change! Great for parties and the shock factor, warning: Keep out of reach of children.
It has been brought to my attention that the subject PLEAKLEY is missing from this collection. He’s also relatively well known for crossdressing for fun or otherwise, and is known as, "Jumbaa’s ugly wife," in the Lilo and Stitch franchise on multiple occasions. He is excused.
In conclusion, crossdressing is for: Women, toys, llamas, Cloud, disguise, adventure, hysteria, panic, fun, compulsive shape-shifters, aliens, your dog, cute and cuddly things, and Larxene you.
Not just for sex. Thank you, and good night.
Brought to you by the Genfic Search Team.