The Pterocles Round Robin 3.12
The Pterocles Round Robin
Generation 3, Episode 12
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Warning: This is kinda depressings... But also has fire and bricks that're happy to see you!
Last Time: Which was like, yesterday, omg. Crane got himself a boyfriend and surprised me with this announcement by jumping straight into the woohoo times; Capercaillie also got a boyfriend who we needed drugs to impress; Icelia (racing_oatmeal) & Guillemot (upendoaushi ) celebrated their golden anniversary; the puppies all got old - SADNESS!; & Coquette and her boyfriend that COULD be named got it on, a lot.
We pick up with a totes riveting shot of Denim (sixamsims) & Sora (upendoaushi) pretending to actually be the old people in this house.
It was about this time that Guillemot started following his wife around. Overtones of worry, you should feel them emenating from me via your screen. Cause I was worried this meant Icelia was not long for this world...
No one IN game really seemed to notice...
But then... AUUGH ICELIA LOOK OUUUUT! >_<;;;
Death: WE ARE NOT HERE FOR HER.
Death's Scythe: Oh do please excuse me, I don't know where his head is at half the time, if its any consolation you'll grow them back in the underworld.
Guillemot's Dreadlocks: *SHINK!*
THIS IS THE CHEST OF REAL GRIEF!
;_;
Guillemot: But I don't want to go.
Nikolai (h_e_l_l_e): Man that was some good sex *serenity*
Guys? Sense of occasion please?
Death: I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU GUILLEMOT.
Death: WHAT?! MUSIC! FOOD! GUACAMOLE! ITS A PARTY! GOTTA BOOGIE!
Guillemot is unimpressed with Death's cavalier attitude to.. Uh.. Himself.
I weep wth you, Icelia, I truly do ;_;
Click to viewSo that was really depressing, and there's more to come so I figure, why not break the mood a little and show you this video of SCIENCE™! That's right people, its Non-Newtonian Fluid on a Speaker Cone, and its TRYING TO GET OUT AND GET TO YOU.
You're welcome.
Following Guilly's decent into Spring Break of the Dead, the whole house was plunged into a weird reality of grief. Coquette busied herself with being a good little housewife for the oft-pyjamaed Gruyere (dazzlingdespair), while Callie kept doing everyone's homework.
And Crane and Nikolai drowned their sorrows in each other.
Crane: DON'T JUDGE ME, WE'RE IN LOVE!
But the busy facade broke a LOT.
Now, while I see what you're saying, Sora, with the death of your brother and all but, uh... You gotta admit, this is a STRONG finish..? Totally stuck that landing.
SIR BRICKS-A-LOT! He makes everything better, our shining terracotta knight.
Meanwhile, the ever mounting pile of extravagant gifts pile up outside the front door. Our potential heirs have some seriously cashed up partners.
NUUU! ICELIA! ;_;
Oh, sorry, false alarm: NUUUUU HONEYEATER! ;_;
Sora and Denim spend almost all of their time semi-naked these days. Their naked grief, let them show you it.
Uh, Icelia? This action immeadiately after the death of one of the family dogs could be interpreted a few ways... Some of them not so complimentary.
But since you've basically not changed out of your pyjamas since the death of your husband, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Because Crane is Fabulous you guys.
TOLD YOU!
Coquette: SO ARE WE, RIGHT?!?!
The remaining puppies walked around with sad little faces as one by one we lost them.
So everyone got in as many final interactions with them as possible.
While they still could.
*weeps* The one this end is Grouse's. His urn REFUSED to be placed on top of the dresser, preferring to always float. ALWAYS. That Grouse, that trickster.
Good old Lark, still holding on till the end <3
In case you were wondering how we GOT a Sir Bricks-A-Lot earlier...
...Capercaillie's gotten really into hamering really big bricks into much smaller bricks.
No, really.
The incredibly deafening sound of a helicopter COMPLETELY shocked me one one morning, I couldn't work out what in the HECK was going on and why it was here. Were we getting a visit from Drew Carey? OH WAIT, wrong version of the sims...
IKR, Junius (lostavenuea), IKR.
Oh, so, apparently spiritual cult leaders enjoy helitravel. Who knew!?
HI GROUSE!
Uh, this isn't at ALL creepy, Honeyeater O_O;;
Sora: My helicopter is FREAKEN noisy!
I'm saying NOTHING. *lip zipification*
BEHOLD! The very last towering inferno of this round. You know why I know this?
ITS BIRTHDAY TIME!
COME OOOONNNN ADULTS!
Whilst resizing these pics I thought the Snapdragon vase was the ghost of Guillemot and I got SO excited that he came to his neices' and nephew's birthday. And then it wasn't. *pouts*
The possible heirs, pre-makeovers, STRAIGHT from the cake to you. Coquette's fresh face,
To Capercaillie's vulcanic tendencies,
To Crane's squinchy little features.
At last, we are done with the deaths ;_;
So to not end on a TOTAL downer and then jump straight into the downloads/heir poll, I think we ALL need a hug. So here have THAT video of a mother cat cuddling her baby kitten while it flails its arms about in a dream. YOU KNOW THE ONE. <3
DOWNLOADINESS THE BABIES!
Guillemot & Icelia's Boys:
Cassowary Pterocles
Family/Knowledge
Libra: 2.9.6.8.6
Straight;
Turn Ons: Glasses, Good at Cleaning;
Turn Off: Great Cook
Cooking: 1
Mechanical: 3
Charisma: 7
Body: 5
Logic: 4
Creativity: 10
Cleaning: 4
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Currawong Pterocles
Knowledge/Fortune
Libra: 2.8.6.8.7
Bisexual;
Turn Ons: Fitness, Full Face Makeup;
Turn Off: Glasses
Mechanical: 6
Charisma: 4
Body: 5
Logic: 3
Creativity: 10
Cleaning: 5
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Cormorant Pterocles
Family/Knowledge
Cancer: 8.3.8.8.7
Gay;
Turn Ons: Swimwear, Underwear;
Turn Off: Stink
Cooking: 3
Mechanical: 10
Charisma: 5
Body: 5
Logic: 7
Creativity: 10
Cleaning: 3
Bronze Flower Arranging Badge
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Chiffchaff Pterocles
Pleasure/Knowledge
Aquarius: 3.8.6.10.7
Straight;
Turn Ons: Brown Hair, Makeup;
Turn Off: Glasses
Cooking: 2
Mechanical: 5
Charisma: 5
Body: 8
Creativity: 10
Cleaning: 7
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The Potential Heirs, Sora & Denim's Children:
Coquette Pterocles
Family/Romance
Scorpio: 7.7.10.3.2
Straight;
Turn Ons: Grey Hair, Unemployed;
Turn Off: Red Hair
Cooking: 1
Mechanical: 4
Charisma: 4
Body: 10
Logic: 6
Creativity: 8
Cleaning: 5
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Capercaillie Pterocles
Pleasure/Family
Aquarius: 5.6.4.10.10
Straight;
Turn Ons: Jewellery, Swim wear;
Turn Off: Mechanical
Cooking: 7
Mechanical: 7
Charisma: 3
Body: 6
Logic: 8
Creativity: 9
Cleaning: 4
Bronze Gardening Badge
Silver Toy-making Badge
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Crane Pterocles
Fortune/Family
Sagittarius: 6.6.9.10.1
Bisexual;
Turn Ons: Logical, Great Cook;
Turn Off: Fatness
Cooking: 1
Mechanical: 5
Charisma: 2
Body: 9
Logic: 4
Creativity: 8
Cleaning: 6
Bronze Gardening Badge
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Who shall be the next little birdie?
poll by twiigs.com
I just want to end with a HUGE thankyou for everyone being so patient with me with just how UNBELIEVABLY LONG I have taken, and its been super SUPER fun, I'll miss playing these guys, but at the same time I'm SO glad its over and I'm not holding it up any longer.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥