The Pterocles Round Robin 3.10
The Pterocles Round Robin
Generation 3, Episode 10
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Last Update: Crane was a star; Coquette danced alone; Capercaillie starred in a sexual education video with her half-cousin, Chiffchaff; Cormorant got his eyes back; the Butler failed epicall so I vamped his face; THERE WERE TOO MANY ITERATIONS OF PISS PUDDLES; White Bear of Terror & Misappropriated Heart Shapes was FULL OF TERROR and sported misappropriated heart shapes; the heirs all became teens, FINALLY; AND WE MET FATHER TIME!
Wow, no where near as much as I thought happened in that update actually happened.
Oh, and I was wrong, btw. ~~Surprise Sex~~ is NEXT update... Which is hopefully the last one. ^_^;;;;;; \o/
This time we open with a serene little scene. Spouses, sleeping.
You mat notice two distinct things about this scene.
One, that these two are so sweet when they're having a sleepover.
And two: SOMEONE has been hoarding groceries under their side table?! DID YOU THINK I WOULDN'T FIND OUT, PERSON?! Also, word to the wise? When hoarding groceries, perhaps the kind that DON'T require refridgeration to 'live' would be be preferable for a longer lasting cache?
PS: Man, are those some mighty fine shadows/footprints on this table...
Everyone say hello to Coquette's pretty teen makeover :D
Coquette: Yeah, I know I'm cute *pleased*
And while we're at it, 'Callie's teen makeover says hello to you too :D
Eehehheee <3
Oh Crane, WHY SO CUTE?! Doesn't scrub up so badly himself, eh?
Crane: What?! WHAT WAS THAT!?
I was just saying you're adorable, can you not take a compliment?
Oh! Oh maaaan, that's just SO darling.
This ISN'T so darling... But I guess THEY think it is... Fear this family's ability to
a) be massively innapropriate
b) share EVERYTHING
and c) AMAZINGLY manage to self censor their privates.
Uh, Icelia (racing_oatmeal)? Where are you going in your underpants..?
No, YOU!
So just before this giant sack of cash fell from the sky, someone put food in the oven. So, for all intents & purposes: THE MONEY BAG STARTED THIS FIRE.
Cold cash, such a damn pyromaniac.
Denim (sixamsims): Yeah, Fireman. You put that fire out. You like shooting all that foam out of your pipe there? Yeah? Shooty shoot shoot? Foamie foam foam? You like that?
Denim: Yeah, I just had sex. *shines*
Certain death in a towering inferno averted by some obliging foamie foam, we moved the bulging sack o' cash out to retire on the water front.
Sora (upendoaushi): HOLY GODS, WHAT IS THIS BEAR THING AND WHY CAN IT SEE FOREVER?
Chiffchaff: Avert your gaze, do not look direct at it lest it devour you... Starting with your bottom...
GUYS! GUYS! GUYS!!! Coquette may have a boyfriend! :D
Except I can't remember who he is, and my game and the original screenshots of this exchange are over 200km from my present location.
I have a feeling the name Gunther is involved..? I AM SORRY SUPER CUTE BOY SIM AND YOUR CLEARLY AWESOME CREATOR...
Oh, perhaps she doesn't have a new boyfriend after all...
Hang on in there, Sweetie. You can turn this little crush into something BIG! We promise :D
Though I'm thinking this MIIIIIIGHT not be the most intimate and romantical of settings for winning him over...
Introducing 'Caillie, the boyfriend sitting service.
Guarenteed to engage your boyfriend in platonically safe conversation...
...while you wait you go about your more important business.
So this is a screenshot of Chiffchaff eating. I know, seems mundane. Right?
As I'm sure does this...
But I had to let Chiffchaff attempt to even the playing field with a rematch. Because something important and milestonie is about to happen...
The boys are 18.
So its time for them to (apparently triumphantly) leave us.
Everyone's parents: GOOD BYE, OUR BABIES!
Guillemot (upendoaushi): I'll miss you, wall.
Guillemot: BYE SON!
YAY! He got there! :D
Chiffchaff: Whoa, this taxi driver takes her work SRSLY.
YAY UNIS! Its all so... Brick and ~invisible~ balconies...
What a lovely day for an age transition ^_^
Awww, Guillemot, don't do that, I'll well up with tears of my own ;_;
Emotional moment aside: Check out the dorm buds! :D
Cormorant: Check out our vintage CRT you guys! We picked it up from hard rubbish night.
Chiffchaff: Its got a floppy disk drive. HOW QUAINT!
Maaan, Chiffchaff *sniffs* Have an awesome time, I'll miss yoooooou! <3
TIME TO SHINE, POSSIBLE HEIRS!
Coquette, Crane & Capercaillie: *slow walk*
Capercaillie: There's boys behind me *girlish giggle*
Batali (dorkasaur_sims): I'M SPINNING!
*FEAR*
O_O
'Caillie: There's more boys over there.
'Caillie: Are they looking? They're looking aren't they? *sparkles as hard as she can*
'Caillie: LoL, I fell.
Crane: I'M SO PRETTY!!
Crane: Very pretty!
Meanwhile, Coquette just uses the opportunity to catch a little more sleep.
Because she's got OTHER priorities. Like playing the SUPER Xboxation that I've never had before.
And devoting time to her ~TRUE LOVE~ fitness. Seriously, its past true love, really, its an out and out obsession with her.
Like really REALLY obsessed.
THIS obsessed.
Sora: Oh my stars! The turkey has melted.
Sora: And the Headmaster is here. MY POOR BABIES AND THEIR EDUCATION!
Sora: I got this.
HELL YEAH YOU DO, BABY!
'Caillie & Crane: OH MY GOD WE'RE IN PRIVATE SCHOOL!
'Caillie & Crane: *pretend to be kangaroos*
Yeah, Butler. We'd fire you, but you leave before
A) YOU catch on fire...
B) I can do anything about it.
and C) But not before starting a fire.
EVERY.
MORNING.
So since I am amused by his vampire presence every morning, I decided to attempt to stem the tidal fires and purchase the house a new, shiny and unfurnaced oven.
AND ANTICLIMACTICALLY END THE UPDATE THERE.
Next week, THE AFOREMENTIONED SURPRISE SEX! And I think the final update... I hope its the final update... O_O;; I'll make it the final update. JUST YOU WATCH ME.
OH! And PS?
I don't know WHO made this secret, but GODDAMN I laughed so hard. I so didn't even THINK of that when I made those textures last August/September. I tip my hat to you, sir! xD