I was having a tough time writing the review I wanted for this movie, so I decided to cut out the long blocks of text that just weren’t working and went with what I know.

QUANTUM OF SOLACE: NUTSHELL EDITION

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So it’s not what you were expecting, and it’s not quite what I was expecting either, but, hey. At least it’s new, right?

(Author’s Note: Fantastic Four does not belong to me, but to Marvel Comics and Twentieth Century Fox. Dr. Evadne's warning: Please remember to take a grain of salt before reading. Do not expose to direct sunlight. May impair ( Read more... )

It's finally done! Hooray!

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I realized, not too long ago, that I still had three BBEs from my FF.net days that I hadn't put up yet. So, here's the first: S.W.A.T. I like to think of this as my favorite Breadbox Edition of a movie no one else has ever seen.

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DOES THE HAPPY EVADNE MAMBO.

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I'm sorry this took so long, and I promise it won't happen again. I got caught up writing a fanfiction for a friend (a real one, with plot and everything!), and this got pushed aside. I'm not going to be waiting a month to finish parts from now on, because this would go on for two years.

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All right, according to the poll (which was really close, but there were some 11th hour votes), a plurality (48%) opted for the "one book at a time" approach. Therefore, here's the first post for The Odyssey: Breadbox Edition.

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I'm back from vacation. And I have two movie reviews and a book review to write up. But, I'll talk about that more later, when I have more time. For now, here's an older Breadbox Edition of Signs. I figured it would be appropriate to trot out a BBE about aliens since I'll be talking about War of the Worlds before too long. Enjoy!

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This is the last Star Wars BBE I will be doing for a while. Ever since I saw it a week and a half ago, I've been eating, sleeping and breathing Star Wars. It started after we saw it. The next day, my friend was all, "Let's get drunk and watch 'Star Wars,'" and I stupidly thought she meant "A New Hope." Nope. She meant all six of them. It took ( Read more... )

Unfortunately, I couldn't get this done before "Revenge of the Sith" came out, so I apologize to those who've already seen that movie and expected this beforehand. It is out before I've seen "Sith," though, so I reached at least one of my goals. I'm seeing "Sith" tonight, so expect a review in the next day or so. Hell, if it's good, I might have ( Read more... )