I don't want to be doing this, but my typist said that I absolutely must post something. I hear that my grandfather and his... friends might be around, but I would like it understood that I do not intend to let myself be caught up in any... funny business ( Read more... )

All maidens and non-domesticated animals, please comment to this post. I'm taking a census.

ETA to clarify: by maidens I mean unmarried and/or virgin women, although I'm not going to be a stickler, times change and all that. It's more of a state of mind anyway.

By non-domesticated I mean you haven't domesticated humans either, smartyclaws.

Ludo... heeeeere...

Ludo miss Sarah... Sarah friiieeend...

Typist: Ludo, from Labyrinth. Not too talkative, but sweet all the same.

Typist: My current client is a bit...well...difficult to understand. He also finds it quite difficult to use a keyboard [A sizable issue, I should say.] Therefore, he has asked me to help him in this case ( Read more... )

Hello, loves. I am Bast, Bastet if you like. It's been a little boring around Bubastis of late, so I thought I'd come where the action is. My usual domains include joy, music, sensuality, dance, warmth, and protection. Feel free to come to me, I'm always happy to assist mortals.

Ankh wedja seneb,
Bast

Typist: Yup, it's me, Bella/Gytha-mun. Bast ( Read more... )

Greetings. It is I the amazing, incomparable Marquis De Carabas! You might have heard of me in whispers, in curses or in the tale told as Neverwhere. I look forward to making some lovely friends here, and even lovelier business associates. A pleasure to be here I am sure.

*an evil-looking grey cat stalks in*

Mrrrrooooowrr....*yowls* ...

...Mrrrrrrrrrrrr... *spit* *hisssss* ... *claw* Rawr...

*pop!* *is suddenly a very naked man*

*smirk of sexiness*

Mrrrrr. M'Greebo. M' Naaaanny Oooogg's cat. Rrrrr.

*pop!* *catform*

Mrrrr. *licks himself unconcernedly*

Typist: Greebo is, of course, from Terry ( Read more... )