Let no one say that the once-Queen of Westmark is so undignified that she sometimes walks into places on her hands--but say it or not, the evidence is right before the eyes ( Read more... )

*stiff, formal bow, a little difficult because he is quite fat* I am Duke Conrad. I've been promised a quiet little farming estate of my own in exchange for doing this. I am lately of Regia.

*uncomfortable, displeased look* I do not approve of the weather in this country at all[/sock] Things he's neglected to mention ( Read more... )

*pleasantly* Good evening. Constantine VIII speaking, late king of Regia. I believe you've met my son Connie ( Read more... )

*takes out her pipe and lights it, and chews on the stem while looking about cheerfully* Well, it looks like that worked, doesn't it ( Read more... )

So ... you see, it all started when I was bored. (Then again, isn't that the case with everything interesting?)

I sort of ... changed somebody into a kid just for the hell of it, but then something went awry, and now people are randomly changing into kids. I'm sure it'll all return to normal in a few days. Er. Well, I hope. ... Right. Just a ( Read more... )

*clears throat and toes the ground with a disreputable shoe* Right, so, um. My name's Sparrow. I run a newspaper. It used to be Keller's, but he died, damn him ( Read more... )

How many of you have had a family member try to kill you or succeed in doing so? I wonder, because my father ate my siblings and I when we were children, and I've recently realized that a large number of my headmates have had near death experiences at the hands of cousins or uncles...

I'm wondering if there are many more such stories in the

Well, I'm sittin' here eating a bunch of tasty stuff various neighbors and family cooked for the 4th, and I figured I'd try to get to know some of you fun-looking folks ( Read more... )

It will be the anniversary of my Uncle Conrad's birth in another week. Now, I have always been quite fond of Uncle Conrad, for all we disagreed with each other, and am used to celebrating his birthday publicly, because, after all, he was both a duke and a prince ( Read more... )

Whilst looking through the community this lovely day, I wondered lonely as a cl... wait ( Read more... )