It's a full moon tonight, at least in this area, and Teatime's finally found his way out of the hole he was stuck in for the last few months. As such, he's roaming the area in his werewolf-y form, tan and furry and with only one eye, stalking anyone who comes by or that he can find because damn, but is he aching for some kind of fight - or at least ( Read more... )

*glances about and slowly smiles* *however, this is not what one would consider a normal smile; there's definitely something creepy and not-quite-right about it*

Hello, friends. I have returned after a ... *pauses and smirks* short leave of absence. I'm sure I was greatly missed by all.

Typist: I believe that Barty has been inactive for a ( Read more... )

Fenrir Greyback enters the community in only a loose shirt and pants, bare feet padding silently on the ground. He smiles as the last rays of sunlight filter behind the trees ( Read more... )

I can't tell you where I came from, I can't tell you what my last name is or where I go to school or anything like that. All I can tell you is that I'm Tobias and I'm fighting in a deadly war.

I hope I can find some peace here. I haven't had peace in so long...

Typist: Tobias comes from Animorphs by K.A. Applegate.

Well, first off, I just wanted to say I'm really not fierce at all. I like to nap a lot and people tend to sneak up on me while I'm sleeping. I'm very grumpy if I get woken up. I don't know why I'm hunted so often. It's not like I terrorize people, not like Bandersnatch. I'm really very nice, if you get to know me. Maybe we could be friends! *looks

*coughs awkwardly* Well. Let’s see. I never was very good at these official introduction sorts of things. I’m a simple man, and in my experience the ones who talk the most, especially about themselves, are the ones who have the least to say. But it looks like I don’t have much of a choice ( Read more... )

*cartwheels into the room, whooping wildly*

*stands on one leg, and peers around the community*

Well! This is certainly an interesting place! A thousand times more interesting than the Dragon King's crystal palace, a hundred times more interesting than Heaven itself (only boring old stiffs up there, anyways -- the only good thing was the wine ( Read more... )

*enter Lavinia, like some mute messenger who bears the scrolls of human suffering in the silences of her eyes, her hands cut off and her tongue cut out -- in other words, OMGWTFBBQUSSRMUTILATIONBLINGBLING*

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*shyly waves a stump*

typist: from titus andronicus, shakespeare's most omgwtfbbqussrmutilationblingbling play ever. and ( Read more... )

Hm. Well.

I'm here, isn't that something? *smiles and shrugs* Hello, I guess. I have a feeling this might be interesting.

Typist: The Corinthian (the second one, to be exact) from Sandman. A note to typists, you might want to start watching out for your puppet's eyes if they're male. Just a warning.

Now that my typist and my headmates and I have returned from Germany, I have decided to offer my services to anyone on this community who should so desire them.

I am, as many of you know, an Assassin, which means that for the right price I will complete nearly any employment, service, engagement or otherwise high-level nature of 'job' that most ( Read more... )