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Well, first off, I just wanted to say I'm really not fierce at all. I like to nap a lot and people tend to sneak up on me while I'm sleeping. I'm very grumpy if I get woken up. I don't know why I'm hunted so often. It's not like I terrorize people, not like Bandersnatch. I'm really very nice, if you get to know me. Maybe we could be friends! *looks hopeful*