Khary saw one of these a while ago, and he thinks it's a great idea. So on a table on the first floor is a replica, though a little odd looking though he got most of the general ideas right, of something sort of like a gun, but much less menacing looking. Khary made it lime green and conspicuous. Because he's Khary.

There are bonus chocolates that ( Read more... )

 Well, there is a lovely nymph here suddenly after moping around the glens! She is quite small and beautiful and is looking a little more than lost. But, she will keep quiet until someone approaches her and says something, her eyes quite wide and an odd little smile on her pale face.

"..."

After all, what more can Echo do?

ooc: Well, we haven't heard ( Read more... )

hello, there! the lady who sometimes says she's my typist says she's going to keep away a bit, so she can catch up on all her homework -- a good, scholarly pursuit i think! -- let's all wish her luck, then, and ( Read more... )

*enter Lavinia, like some mute messenger who bears the scrolls of human suffering in the silences of her eyes, her hands cut off and her tongue cut out -- in other words, OMGWTFBBQUSSRMUTILATIONBLINGBLING*

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. . .

*shyly waves a stump*

typist: from titus andronicus, shakespeare's most omgwtfbbqussrmutilationblingbling play ever. and ( Read more... )

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All maidens and non-domesticated animals, please comment to this post. I'm taking a census.

ETA to clarify: by maidens I mean unmarried and/or virgin women, although I'm not going to be a stickler, times change and all that. It's more of a state of mind anyway.

By non-domesticated I mean you haven't domesticated humans either, smartyclaws.

...Why, hello! *waves* I'm Cho -- Cho Chang. I am 17, and I go to the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I'm in my 7th year, and I am Seeker for the Ravenclaw Quidditch team, although some of you muggles might not know what that is...just smile and nod. Some tell me that I'm very emotional (and believe me, I know), and for very good reason ( Read more... )

Hello, everyone! I'm Iris! Goddess of the rainbow and personal messenger of Zeus and Hera. If they have a message they need delivered, well, I'm totally on the job! I just head down the rainbow lickety-split and, boom! Message there! (TOTALLY quicker than the post office, let me tell you ( Read more... )

Heeeeeeeey, guys. I'm Dionysus, god of wine and stuff. So the last time you got wasted? You can thank me for that, man. If you want to, like, dance in my honour or whatever, feel free ( Read more... )

Sirs -

You are herewith formally and officially requested to STOP SPAMMING MY JOURNAL AND OWL POST. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Hermione Granger

Typist: Really, boys... I'm getting flooded with notify emails. Can we not do that... PLEASE? Thanks ever so much! *grins*