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*cartwheels into the room, whooping wildly*
*stands on one leg, and peers around the community*
Well! This is certainly an interesting place! A thousand times more interesting than the Dragon King's crystal palace, a hundred times more interesting than Heaven itself (only boring old stiffs up there, anyways -- the only good thing was the wine), and even ten times more interesting than my own Water Curtain Cave! *tilts his head to the side a bit, and grins* Calculations aren't exact, of course; you have to take into account the excitement factor, as well as the number of people present, which lends to complicated maths. I'd like to think that my simian brain is all too intelligent to handle math of any sort. I've elected the easy way out, since attempting math always ends in tears, believe me. Actually, don't believe me, it's easier that way. *grins and chuckles*
*scampers up a bookcase and swings from the chandelier* So. What's up? *pauses for a beat* Why, me, of course! *snickers at his own joke* Seriously, folks -- I've been hard pressed for entertainment lately. You'd think that a troupe of monkeys would be outright hilarious, but it's not like that at all. You've probably got the circus in mind. True, my followers are loyal and willing to serve, yadda yadda, but when it comes to having fun, they just don't get it. That's why I wandered over to this fine place, and now ... I'm here. Obviously.
In conclusion -- One awfully bored Monkey King reporting for duty. Introduce yourselves, please?
((Well, here's the Monkey King AKA Sun Wukong -- from Chinese mythology. He likes to hear the sound of his own voice, obviously.))
*stands on one leg, and peers around the community*
Well! This is certainly an interesting place! A thousand times more interesting than the Dragon King's crystal palace, a hundred times more interesting than Heaven itself (only boring old stiffs up there, anyways -- the only good thing was the wine), and even ten times more interesting than my own Water Curtain Cave! *tilts his head to the side a bit, and grins* Calculations aren't exact, of course; you have to take into account the excitement factor, as well as the number of people present, which lends to complicated maths. I'd like to think that my simian brain is all too intelligent to handle math of any sort. I've elected the easy way out, since attempting math always ends in tears, believe me. Actually, don't believe me, it's easier that way. *grins and chuckles*
*scampers up a bookcase and swings from the chandelier* So. What's up? *pauses for a beat* Why, me, of course! *snickers at his own joke* Seriously, folks -- I've been hard pressed for entertainment lately. You'd think that a troupe of monkeys would be outright hilarious, but it's not like that at all. You've probably got the circus in mind. True, my followers are loyal and willing to serve, yadda yadda, but when it comes to having fun, they just don't get it. That's why I wandered over to this fine place, and now ... I'm here. Obviously.
In conclusion -- One awfully bored Monkey King reporting for duty. Introduce yourselves, please?
((Well, here's the Monkey King AKA Sun Wukong -- from Chinese mythology. He likes to hear the sound of his own voice, obviously.))