Friends, Noldor, Countrymen, lend me your ear ( Read more... )

To Whom It May Concern
(Specifically Mr. T. Riddle, Jr., and his Associates, and Anyone Else Inclined to a Little Light Homicide on the Weekends)

Mine. Capisce?

(I'm relatively sure this also covers the Nurses' Club or whatever they're called, unless there's something one of them would like to share with the class...)

Hello, I'm Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn, often called the White Lady of Rohan. During the War of the Ring, I disguised myself as a man and ended up killing the Witch King, which nobody thought was possible. I didn't do it by myself, though. Merry, the hobbit, helped me. It was painful, and my arm broke, and people started calling me something that ( Read more... )

HOTBLACK DESIATO WILL BE HAVING HIS STAFF SIGN AUTOGRAPHS TODAY. LINE UP HERE.

Personal psychic: Well you can't expect the poor man to do it himself. He's dead. *brandishes stamp* Of course Mr. Desiato hails from Douglas Adams's Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

All maidens and non-domesticated animals, please comment to this post. I'm taking a census.

ETA to clarify: by maidens I mean unmarried and/or virgin women, although I'm not going to be a stickler, times change and all that. It's more of a state of mind anyway.

By non-domesticated I mean you haven't domesticated humans either, smartyclaws.

I've been arrested. *glares* This..is..is..idiotic! Is it now illegal to state one's opinions in public? I was merely having a discussion with Mister Gray about the advantages and disadvantages of aristocracy, and I get arrested for it?! *fumes* This reminds me of Cabbarus.

*cough*

I like kissing. :)

Typist: Cosette-mun, Philippe-mun, you owe me SO MUCH for this.