*saunters in, a tall red-head in the scantiest egyptian apparel, almost seven feet in height, fully aware of how divinely gorgeous he is*

Hello, mortals.

I am SUTEKH, God of the Mighty Desert, Greatest of the Gods in Egypt. Anything you have heard of that simpering impostor Horus is a lie.

You may commence worshipping me now.

*a large, black jackal, long snout and tall pointed ears, sits and looks around bemused ( Read more... )

Ok you bastards: Mad Sweeney is here, as large as life. You just can't keep a good god down, can you? Because that's what I was, you know, before the monks and the churches with their grey books decided that the gods of Ireland had to be made into fucken midgets with funny green hats. Here I am though, a hard-hitting, heavy-drinking, mad-as-a- ( Read more... )

Hi, I'm Easter...and well, I guess my name speaks for itself. Anyway, hello. *Holds up a plate of deviled eggs* Would anybody like one? If you don't like eggs, I have chicken and some salad, if you'd like some of that. Lemonade, too.

Typist: Easter, from American Gods!

*directs his minions around* Set up cameras there and there and put my chair over here. No, the guest couch cannot face my chair, it needs to face the camera! Come on people, you should know how to do this! And don't forget to set up the table for the toast to sit on ( Read more... )

Welcome to DF news! I am Media, the great and well-loved ( Read more... )

Welcome to DF NEWS! You all know me by now, I would hope. *smile*

I, er, can't really say anything exciting happened this week. I wasn't really around for it. Well I was, but I just wasn't paying attention. I'm sure you'll understand ( Read more... )

Hello. My name is Ariadne. I... well I was a princess; I guess I'm probably not anymore. It was nice while it lasted. Along with everything else that was ever nice in my life, though, it didn't last long. Eheu... (My typist can't speak Greek, and for some reason assumes that Latin will do. It will not.)

...Oh gods, there are gods here! * ( Read more... )

Hello, loves. I am Bast, Bastet if you like. It's been a little boring around Bubastis of late, so I thought I'd come where the action is. My usual domains include joy, music, sensuality, dance, warmth, and protection. Feel free to come to me, I'm always happy to assist mortals.

Ankh wedja seneb,
Bast

Typist: Yup, it's me, Bella/Gytha-mun. Bast ( Read more... )

...Hello. My name is Clotho; I am one of the Fates. The first, in fact: I spin the thread of human life. In that way, most of you (excluding immortals, gods, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera) have me to thank ( Read more... )