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[homo_lettuce]

*saunters in, a tall red-head in the scantiest egyptian apparel, almost seven feet in height, fully aware of how divinely gorgeous he is*

Hello, mortals.

I am SUTEKH, God of the Mighty Desert, Greatest of the Gods in Egypt. Anything you have heard of that simpering impostor Horus is a lie.

You may commence worshipping me now.