BUT: SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET (FIRST NATIONAL TOUR - LOS ANGELES FILMING (1982) -- WITH ANGELA (MRS POTTS) LANSBURY AND GEORGE HEARN.
I SHOULD PIMP SWEENEY. BUT I GUESS I AM. THE POST WAS TO FULFILL A PROMISE YESTERDAY. :: STRAINS ZOMBIE!BRAIN THINKING... :: YES. I AM. CONFUSED THAT IS, AND PIMPIN' SWEENEY.
....WELL...OKAY THEN! I'LL EVENTUALLY ATTEMPT TO GET CAUGHT UP ON THINGS AND POSSIBLY HAVE A CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THEN? IF NOT, I AM STILL ALL FOR WHAT APPEARS TO BE FREE MUSICS! ESPECIALLY GEORGE HEARN, HI.
DEAR CAFE CASHIER: HI, IF YOU COULD PLEASE WIPE THAT "I'M A BITCH AND HATE LIFE" LOOK OFF YOUR FACE, THAT'D BE SUPER FANTASTIC! I REALIZE YOUR JOB IS NOT ALL THAT INTERESTING OR ENTERTAINING, BUT AS A CUSTOMER I'M NOT ALL THAT IMPRESSED WITH HANDING MONEY OFF TO A WOMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE SHE'D PREFER IT IF EVERYONE IN THE VICINTY GOT HIT BY AN ATOMIC (NOT AUTOMIC, KK?) BOMB AND DIE. AND HEY THAT'S COOL IF YOU DO WISH THAT, BUT PART OF GETTING PAID TO STAND WHERE YOU STAND MEANS HIDING THAT SPECIFIC WISH. YOU HAVE A JOB, PLEASE TO BE GETTING HAPPIER ABOUT THAT BECAUSE THEY'RE PRETTY HARD TO COME BY AND I'M SURE SOMEONE FROM NISSAN WOULD GLADLY TAKE IT. AND AS A FELLOW RETAIL EMPLOYEE I'M ALL ABOUT BITCHING TO UPPER MANAGEMENT. :D I DO NOT APPRECIATE SNARLS WHEN I APPEAR AT A COFFEE SHOP TO PURCHASE COFFEE. KTHX
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ANYWAY, YEAH TO THE "PLZ PUT ON YOUR NICEY NICE FACE, NOT UR EVIL I WANNA KILL J00 FACE"
ALSO, DEAR MORON IN A MINI-SKIRT: THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSTANT LOLZ. NOTHING ABOUT 8 INCHES OF SNOW BEGS YOU TO PUT ON CLOTHING THAT DOESN'T COVER YOUR ASS BUT SEEING YOU CHOOSE TO (SOME PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO MAKE DECISIONS, LET'S BE REAL HERE. WHETHER IT BE ABOUT HAVING CHILDREN OR WHAT CLOTHES TO WEAR. BIG BROTHER IS YOUR FRIEND) MAKES RANDOM LOLING THROUGHOUT THE DAY TOTALLY WORTH HAVING TO SHARE AIR WITH YOUR SKANKY ASS. WAY TO GO, HOOCHEY MAMMA!
NO ONE LOVES RETAIL. PART OF RETAIL'S DEFINITION IS THAT YOU MUST, BY REQUIREMENT, HATE IT. EVERYONE INVOLVED DOES. BUT SRSLY, GTFO OF MY FACE WITH YOUR BITCHY ATTITUDE. I DON'T CARE IF UR MAMA DIED, DON'T LAY THAT SHIT ON ME.
UM. COME HANG OUT ON MY CAMPUS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN? SRY2SAY, I ONLY WHIP OUT THE DIGI CAM ON STRANGERS WHO ARE REALLY INTERESTING AND/OR SEXY CELEBRITIES. THE DUMB BINT DOES NOT GET THAT PRIORITY.
PLZ GO BE GIVING ME TEH RIGHT INFO SO I CAN UPDATE YOUR COMPANY WEBSITE SO YOUR BOSS' PATIENTS CAN MAKE IT TO THEIR APPOINTMENT ON TIEMS.
THX!
LOVE,
ME
PEE TO THE ESS - A PDF BROCHURE DOES NOT CUT IT. I ALSO NEED TO KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO BE REMOVED, CUZ YOU TOLD ME FIFTY BILLION TIMES THAT YOU ALL WERE CLOSIN AN OFFICE, BUT NEVER MENTIONED WHICH ONE :/
OH OW. :/ PARTIAL INFORMATION FTL! THAT'S WHEN YOU JUST GUESS AND PICK AT YOUR DISCRETION AND THEN WHEN SOMEONE, OR YOUR MOM, GETS ALL WTF!!!??? YOU GET TO BE ALL "SHRUG. WELL YOU DIDN'T TELL ME SO MAYBE YOU WON'T GIVE ME ONLY HALF THE INFORMATION NEXT TIME. FAIL, KK?"
I WOULD SOOOOO LIKE TO DO THAT, BUT I'M GETTING PAID A DECENT AMOUNT TO DO THIS, SO >_>' I DUN WANNA MESS IT UP THAT BAD, LOLZ.
I YELLED AT HER, SO MAYBE SHE'LL SEND ME ALL THE INFO I NEED. I'M DOING THIS IN MY FREE TIME, IN ADDITION TO MY FULL TIME JOB AND MY PART TIME JOB, SO... PLZ TO MAKE IT EASIER (AND MEBBE CHEAPER) FOR ALL INVOLVED KTHX!
FUN! (IT'S TUESDAY HERE FOR ANOTHER TWO AND A HALF HOURS, BUT IN THE TRUE SPIRIT OF INTERNATIONALISM, I WILL KEEP SHOUTING UNTIL EVERYONE ELSE STOPS SO I CAN HAVE THE LAST WORD
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OOO IMPROPER PAIN RESPONSES FTW! (I AM SURE IT FREAKS THE DENTIST OUT NICELY.)
I SWEAR, MY MOTHER LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS GONNA BITE THE COW'S HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN HER NECK. JUST A LITTLE WHILE PRIOR, SOME OTHER BITCH GOT ALL HUFFY WHEN MY MOTHER CAME WITH ME TO THE DENTIST. (MY MOTHER HAS DARK HAIR AND IS SHORT, THIS IS A FAIR HAIRED AND TALL COUNTRY) THE WOMAN YANKED HER COAT FROM THE COAT RACK AND LOUDLY SAID THAT SHE DID NOT TRUST HER COAT ON THE RACK WITH A FOREIGNER IN THE RECEPTION AREA. WTF?
IT IS RARE NOWADAYS TO ENCOUNTER THIS, BUT THIS WOMAN WAS OLDER. SHE STILL SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, ESPECIALLY AS MY MOTHER WAS ABOUT TO GET IN HER FACE ABOUT HOW HER LICE INFESTED SHIT COVERED COAT WOULD NOT BE SUITABLE BEDDING FOR A MAGGOT RIDDEN SHEEP'S GRAVE.
BUT I DIGRESS...
HEY, YOU RULE TUESDAYS BABES, NOT TO WORRY...
(AND WITHOUT SPELL CHECK YOU MIGHT BE WONDER IF I WAS WRITING IN ENGLISH SOMETIMES)
YEAH. IT MOSTLY FREAKS EVERYONE IN A MEDICAL CAPACITY OUT. I SLICED AN ARTERY ONCE AND JUST SAT THERE LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED AND THE ER DOC WAS VERY "UM, UM. YOU SHOULD REALLY BE RESPONDED LIKE, IDK, SOMETHING NEGATIVE JUST HAPPENED." I WAS TOTALLY WITH IT AND PERFECTLY FINE THOUGH. MY PHYSICAL THERAPIST HAS OFTEN BEEN FREAKED OUT THROUGH THE YEARS TOO, BECAUSE I SHOULD BE IN EXTREME AMOUNTS OF PAIN FOR STUFF AND GET ALL "WAIT? HURT? NO, WHY? SHOULD IT?" "WELL YOU DID JUST HAVE KNEE SURGERY YESTERDAY SO BIKING SHOULD BE PAINFUL, YES....." ETCETC. MY RECEPTORS ARE ALL WHACKED OUT
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IF'N ALL THE CHATTER IN THE DPT INVOLVES EATING STRANGE THINGS...
PER MY PROMISE TO SCARYROBOT:
BUT: SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET (FIRST NATIONAL TOUR - LOS ANGELES FILMING (1982) -- WITH ANGELA (MRS POTTS) LANSBURY AND GEORGE HEARN.
ACT 1: http://www.sendspace.com/file/wrut23
ACT 2: http://www.sendspace.com/file/pyszk9
::SLINKS BACK TO THE CORNER ::
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ANYWAY, YEAH TO THE "PLZ PUT ON YOUR NICEY NICE FACE, NOT UR EVIL I WANNA KILL J00 FACE"
ALSO, DEAR MORON IN A MINI-SKIRT: THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSTANT LOLZ. NOTHING ABOUT 8 INCHES OF SNOW BEGS YOU TO PUT ON CLOTHING THAT DOESN'T COVER YOUR ASS BUT SEEING YOU CHOOSE TO (SOME PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO MAKE DECISIONS, LET'S BE REAL HERE. WHETHER IT BE ABOUT HAVING CHILDREN OR WHAT CLOTHES TO WEAR. BIG BROTHER IS YOUR FRIEND) MAKES RANDOM LOLING THROUGHOUT THE DAY TOTALLY WORTH HAVING TO SHARE AIR WITH YOUR SKANKY ASS. WAY TO GO, HOOCHEY MAMMA!
PIX OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN >_>
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UM. COME HANG OUT ON MY CAMPUS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN? SRY2SAY, I ONLY WHIP OUT THE DIGI CAM ON STRANGERS WHO ARE REALLY INTERESTING AND/OR SEXY CELEBRITIES. THE DUMB BINT DOES NOT GET THAT PRIORITY.
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PLZ GO BE GIVING ME TEH RIGHT INFO SO I CAN UPDATE YOUR COMPANY WEBSITE SO YOUR BOSS' PATIENTS CAN MAKE IT TO THEIR APPOINTMENT ON TIEMS.
THX!
LOVE,
ME
PEE TO THE ESS - A PDF BROCHURE DOES NOT CUT IT. I ALSO NEED TO KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO BE REMOVED, CUZ YOU TOLD ME FIFTY BILLION TIMES THAT YOU ALL WERE CLOSIN AN OFFICE, BUT NEVER MENTIONED WHICH ONE :/
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I YELLED AT HER, SO MAYBE SHE'LL SEND ME ALL THE INFO I NEED. I'M DOING THIS IN MY FREE TIME, IN ADDITION TO MY FULL TIME JOB AND MY PART TIME JOB, SO... PLZ TO MAKE IT EASIER (AND MEBBE CHEAPER) FOR ALL INVOLVED KTHX!
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SOB, I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD SEND HER THAT EXACT RESPONSE JUST SO WE CAN ALL APPRECIATE THE MOTHERLY REACTION THAT WOULD COME WITH IT.
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(I ALMOST SAID COLLEGE BUT I DO NOT WANT TO ASSUME. HS HAS BECOME CRAZY SINCE I WAS THERE LAST)
DAMN, I COULD PROLLY BE A PROFESSOR THEN. MAYBE I SHOULD GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND GET A DEGREE SO I CAN CORRUPT ENRICH KIDS' MINDS.
... IF NOTHING ELSE, I COULD TEACH THEM BASIC MATH THROUGH PLAYING D&D.
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I SWEAR, MY MOTHER LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS GONNA BITE THE COW'S HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN HER NECK. JUST A LITTLE WHILE PRIOR, SOME OTHER BITCH GOT ALL HUFFY WHEN MY MOTHER CAME WITH ME TO THE DENTIST. (MY MOTHER HAS DARK HAIR AND IS SHORT, THIS IS A FAIR HAIRED AND TALL COUNTRY) THE WOMAN YANKED HER COAT FROM THE COAT RACK AND LOUDLY SAID THAT SHE DID NOT TRUST HER COAT ON THE RACK WITH A FOREIGNER IN THE RECEPTION AREA. WTF?
IT IS RARE NOWADAYS TO ENCOUNTER THIS, BUT THIS WOMAN WAS OLDER. SHE STILL SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, ESPECIALLY AS MY MOTHER WAS ABOUT TO GET IN HER FACE ABOUT HOW HER LICE INFESTED SHIT COVERED COAT WOULD NOT BE SUITABLE BEDDING FOR A MAGGOT RIDDEN SHEEP'S GRAVE.
BUT I DIGRESS...
HEY, YOU RULE TUESDAYS BABES, NOT TO WORRY...
(AND WITHOUT SPELL CHECK YOU MIGHT BE WONDER IF I WAS WRITING IN ENGLISH SOMETIMES)
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