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unfortunateggs April 7 2009, 18:42:37 UTC
FUN! (IT'S TUESDAY HERE FOR ANOTHER TWO AND A HALF HOURS, BUT IN THE TRUE SPIRIT OF INTERNATIONALISM, I WILL KEEP SHOUTING UNTIL EVERYONE ELSE STOPS SO I CAN HAVE THE LAST WORD ( ... )

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gizmospur April 7 2009, 18:59:20 UTC
THIS TUESDAY YOU DEFINITELY WIN THE GOLD, BB. BRAVA, BELLA ( ... )

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unfortunateggs April 7 2009, 19:15:45 UTC
OOO IMPROPER PAIN RESPONSES FTW! (I AM SURE IT FREAKS THE DENTIST OUT NICELY.)

I SWEAR, MY MOTHER LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS GONNA BITE THE COW'S HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN HER NECK. JUST A LITTLE WHILE PRIOR, SOME OTHER BITCH GOT ALL HUFFY WHEN MY MOTHER CAME WITH ME TO THE DENTIST. (MY MOTHER HAS DARK HAIR AND IS SHORT, THIS IS A FAIR HAIRED AND TALL COUNTRY) THE WOMAN YANKED HER COAT FROM THE COAT RACK AND LOUDLY SAID THAT SHE DID NOT TRUST HER COAT ON THE RACK WITH A FOREIGNER IN THE RECEPTION AREA. WTF?

IT IS RARE NOWADAYS TO ENCOUNTER THIS, BUT THIS WOMAN WAS OLDER. SHE STILL SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, ESPECIALLY AS MY MOTHER WAS ABOUT TO GET IN HER FACE ABOUT HOW HER LICE INFESTED SHIT COVERED COAT WOULD NOT BE SUITABLE BEDDING FOR A MAGGOT RIDDEN SHEEP'S GRAVE.

BUT I DIGRESS...

HEY, YOU RULE TUESDAYS BABES, NOT TO WORRY...

(AND WITHOUT SPELL CHECK YOU MIGHT BE WONDER IF I WAS WRITING IN ENGLISH SOMETIMES)

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gizmospur April 7 2009, 19:23:28 UTC
YEAH. IT MOSTLY FREAKS EVERYONE IN A MEDICAL CAPACITY OUT. I SLICED AN ARTERY ONCE AND JUST SAT THERE LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED AND THE ER DOC WAS VERY "UM, UM. YOU SHOULD REALLY BE RESPONDED LIKE, IDK, SOMETHING NEGATIVE JUST HAPPENED." I WAS TOTALLY WITH IT AND PERFECTLY FINE THOUGH. MY PHYSICAL THERAPIST HAS OFTEN BEEN FREAKED OUT THROUGH THE YEARS TOO, BECAUSE I SHOULD BE IN EXTREME AMOUNTS OF PAIN FOR STUFF AND GET ALL "WAIT? HURT? NO, WHY? SHOULD IT?" "WELL YOU DID JUST HAVE KNEE SURGERY YESTERDAY SO BIKING SHOULD BE PAINFUL, YES....." ETCETC. MY RECEPTORS ARE ALL WHACKED OUT ( ... )

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unfortunateggs April 7 2009, 19:58:15 UTC
SO YOU INTO BDSM?

YES THE BITCH NEEDED SLAPPING. THANKFULLY IT IS MOSTLY UNCOMMON BUT MY MOM WAS IN A MOOD AS I WAS ABOUT TO BE TORTURED, SO IT WAS CLOSE. (SHE IS ITALIAN.)

I INHERITED MY DAD'S FAIR COLOURING, MOSTLY. SO I OFTEN WITNESS HER BEING ABUSED WHEN PEOPLE DO NOT REALISE I AM WITH HER. THEN I GET ALL UP IN THEIR FACES FOR SAYING SHIT ABOUT MY MOTHER. I CAN BE REAL ITALIAN TOO, IF I WANT TO BE. IT IS A FINE MIND-FUCK.

WHEN DID I ENGLISH GOOD SPEAK? MY BRAIN IS DEAD TODAY, I CANNIE REMEMBER.

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gizmospur April 7 2009, 21:55:26 UTC
I AM WAY INTO IT PHYSICALLY BUT ONLY ACTUALLY INTO CERTAIN ASPECTS. I'M ALL SUBMISSIVEY BUT TOO MUCH OF A CONTROL FREAK TO, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY SUBMIT. IZ FUN TIMEZ IN BED WITH ME, I SWEARZ!

OH GOSH, HOW MUCH I LOVE THE ITALIAN ANGER LEVELS. IT'S JUST SO MUCH FUN TO WATCH THEM GO KABOOM IN THE FACE OF TARDS.

HAHAHA, I'M GERMAN, EXCEPT THAT I'M THE ONLY ITTY BITTY ONE IN MY FAMILY, BUT I COMD WITH THE PROPER GERMAN TEMPER AND RAGE ABILITIES, SO IT'S LIKE A LITTLE STEAM POT IF I REALLY GET GOING. BUT I ALSO LIKE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE GET ALL "YEAH, YEAH. I'M PART OF THE MASTER RACE, GTFO AND DIE."

I NO REMEMBERS. IT WAS SOMEWHERE IN THE MESS OF HUGE THREADS SOME PLACE LAST WEEK. I JUST REMEMBERING LOLING LIKE CRAZY.

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unfortunateggs April 7 2009, 22:09:47 UTC
FUN TIMES IN BEDZ WITH YOU? FOSUR! ;)

MY DAD IS HALF GERMAN, SO UNLIKE MY MOTHER I HAVE A LONG FUSE, BUT FUCKING HELL WHEN I BLOW EVEN MY MOTHER RUNS FOR COVER. FUN FUN FUN FUN...

WELL, I AM GLAD I MADE YOU LULZ, I LOVE LAUGHTER. (HELL I EVEN DO STAND UP SOMETIMES)

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jinkies April 7 2009, 19:00:56 UTC
GOLD TEETHS?


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unfortunateggs April 7 2009, 19:06:55 UTC
LULZ

SURE TING YOU CAN

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jinkies April 7 2009, 19:17:00 UTC
THE BEST PART OF FINDING THAT PHOTO? FINDING GOLDTEETH.COM BECUZ I HAVE NOW COMPLETED ALL MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. MY FRIENDS ARE SO EXCITED, THEY JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET.

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unfortunateggs April 7 2009, 19:21:51 UTC
COOL, WHAT KIND OF CARDS ARE YOU GONNA GET FOR THEM TO, HELP EXPLAIN HOW THOUGHTFUL A GIFT THEY ARE GOING TO BE?

AND HOW EXACTLY DOES ONE TALK WITH THAT SORT OF STUFF IN ONE'S MOUTH ANYWAY?

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jinkies April 7 2009, 19:45:51 UTC
PROBABLY A CARD THAT EXPLAINS THAT I WAS DRUNK AND ON THE INTERNET WITH A STRANGER'S CREDIT CARD AND I WAS LOOKING TO BUY A GIFT THAT WOULD END COMPLETE OUR FRIENDSHIP AND I FOUND THESE HERE TEETHS AND I THOUGHT OF *INSERT NAME HERE* AND COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.

OR THIS:

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unfortunateggs April 7 2009, 19:54:50 UTC
YES WTF IS WITH THE POSTING BIZNIZ?

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jinkies April 7 2009, 20:02:45 UTC
NO IDEA. I AM BROKEN. PLZ SEND HELP, THX.

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unfortunateggs April 7 2009, 20:14:08 UTC
*SENDS HER PET POLAR BEAR TO HELP*

DON'T FEED IT ANY MILK PRODUCTS, IT HAS MAMMARY ISSUES.

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jinkies April 7 2009, 21:01:01 UTC
MAMMARY ISSUES? DOES THAT MEAN IT DOESN'T REMEMBER THAT IT IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT?

THANK U 4 BEARZ! GHETTOFABULOUSEGGS FTW!

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