FUN! (IT'S TUESDAY HERE FOR ANOTHER TWO AND A HALF HOURS, BUT IN THE TRUE SPIRIT OF INTERNATIONALISM, I WILL KEEP SHOUTING UNTIL EVERYONE ELSE STOPS SO I CAN HAVE THE LAST WORD.)
TODAY I SPENT THE DAY IN FUCKING TOWN AT THE FUCKING DENTISTS OFFICE. MUTAFUKIN NOVOCAIN OR LIDOCANE DID NOT WORK SO I HAD TO LIE THERE AND TAKE THE PAIN WHILE THE DENTIST DRILLED AND POKED AND HURT ME! BUT ON AN UPSIDE, I NOW HAVE A SHINY GOLD FILLING IN MY PURDY TEETH. AS IF MY MOUTH WAS NOT GOLDEN ENOUGH ALREADY. YOU KNOW YOU WANT A KISS!
MY AFTERNOON WAS SPENT AT A DOCTORS OFFICE WITH MY MOTHER, SHE NEEDED SOME SCAN. THE BITCH RECEPTIONIST TALKED TO HER (UNLIKE ME, MY MOTHER IS HIGHLY INTELLIGENT AND REALLY QUITE GROWN UP) LIKE SHE WAS A SIX YEAR OLD CHILD WITH A DEVELOPMENTAL DISORDER. BOTH OF US WANTED TO SLAP THE BITCH.
ANYWAY, I AM NOW HOME AND YOU CAN ALL REJOICE AT MY AWESOMENESS AND STUFF... I ALSO FIGURED OUT HOW TO FORCE MY SPELL CHECKER TO CHECK CAPITALISED WORDS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH MY RIDICULOUS TYPOS ANYMORE.
FROM HERE ON IN I SHALL START CAPLOCK TUESDAY HERE AS SOON AS THE CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT ON MONDAYS. ANYWAY, WHO IS THE MOST WESTERN OF US? SCARYSWEETUMSROBOT?
THIS TUESDAY YOU DEFINITELY WIN THE GOLD, BB. BRAVA, BELLA.
NOVOCAIN JUST MAKES ME GIGGLY BUT DOESN'T ACTUALLY TAKE THE PAIN AWAY. :/ I THEREFORE GIGGLE THROUGH OWWIES, WHICH IS ACTUALLY FAIRLY APPROPRIATE WHEN IT'S ME IN THE SITUATION... I TEND TO DO THAT NEWAYZ, WHOOPS. IMPROPER PAIN RESPONES FTW!
OOHHH. I SO VOTE ON SMACKING THOSE BITCHES. I USED TO WORK IN AN ER AND WOULD GET ALL "YEAH I'M HAVE YOUR AGE BUT HERE'S YOUR DUMB ASS MISTAKE THAT I FIXED SO GET THE ATTITUDE OUT OF YOUR ASS WHEN I HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU" AT OTHER EMPLOYEESS IN DIFFERENT DEPARTMENTS.
DID YOU REALLY? I FEEL LIKE THAT WOULD BE A GOOD THING TO HAVE AS MINE DOESN'T AND I DON'T SPELL CHECK EVER CAUSE I BE WAY TOO LAYZEE.
SHE IS I BELIEVE, YES. WELL THERE MAY BE OTHERS WHO ARE WESTERN WITH HER. BUT AS MENTIONED IN THE PRVIOUS TUESDAY POST: DUE TO RANDOM COMMUNITY TIME ZONE (THAT'S LIKE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC SOMEWHERE OR SOMETHING) AND VARIOUS MEMBER TIME ZONES, I JUST START AND END THIS SHIT WHEN I WANNA. IT'S "AROUND" A TUESDAY TIME FRAME THOUGH, I SWEARS.
OOO IMPROPER PAIN RESPONSES FTW! (I AM SURE IT FREAKS THE DENTIST OUT NICELY.)
I SWEAR, MY MOTHER LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS GONNA BITE THE COW'S HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN HER NECK. JUST A LITTLE WHILE PRIOR, SOME OTHER BITCH GOT ALL HUFFY WHEN MY MOTHER CAME WITH ME TO THE DENTIST. (MY MOTHER HAS DARK HAIR AND IS SHORT, THIS IS A FAIR HAIRED AND TALL COUNTRY) THE WOMAN YANKED HER COAT FROM THE COAT RACK AND LOUDLY SAID THAT SHE DID NOT TRUST HER COAT ON THE RACK WITH A FOREIGNER IN THE RECEPTION AREA. WTF?
IT IS RARE NOWADAYS TO ENCOUNTER THIS, BUT THIS WOMAN WAS OLDER. SHE STILL SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, ESPECIALLY AS MY MOTHER WAS ABOUT TO GET IN HER FACE ABOUT HOW HER LICE INFESTED SHIT COVERED COAT WOULD NOT BE SUITABLE BEDDING FOR A MAGGOT RIDDEN SHEEP'S GRAVE.
BUT I DIGRESS...
HEY, YOU RULE TUESDAYS BABES, NOT TO WORRY...
(AND WITHOUT SPELL CHECK YOU MIGHT BE WONDER IF I WAS WRITING IN ENGLISH SOMETIMES)
YEAH. IT MOSTLY FREAKS EVERYONE IN A MEDICAL CAPACITY OUT. I SLICED AN ARTERY ONCE AND JUST SAT THERE LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED AND THE ER DOC WAS VERY "UM, UM. YOU SHOULD REALLY BE RESPONDED LIKE, IDK, SOMETHING NEGATIVE JUST HAPPENED." I WAS TOTALLY WITH IT AND PERFECTLY FINE THOUGH. MY PHYSICAL THERAPIST HAS OFTEN BEEN FREAKED OUT THROUGH THE YEARS TOO, BECAUSE I SHOULD BE IN EXTREME AMOUNTS OF PAIN FOR STUFF AND GET ALL "WAIT? HURT? NO, WHY? SHOULD IT?" "WELL YOU DID JUST HAVE KNEE SURGERY YESTERDAY SO BIKING SHOULD BE PAINFUL, YES....." ETCETC. MY RECEPTORS ARE ALL WHACKED OUT.
WOW. JUST... UM. WOW. I WANNA SMACK BOTH THESE WOMENZ AND WASN'T EVEN PART OF THE ORDEAL. I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD LET WHOEVER THAT LADY WAS KNOW THAT NAZI GERMANY FELL SEVERAL DECADES AGO, SO DARK HAIRED, SHORT, AND HEY, EVEN DIFFERENT ETHNICITIES ARE TOTALLY PERMISSABLE NOW? LIKE, WOW, WTF. PEOPLE LIKE THAT DESERVE TO HAVE THEIR SHIT PACKED BY A PISSED OFF HORSE, 4SRS.
SOB, I'M ALL EXHAUSTED TODAY AND SO MY ENTHUSIASM~~~ IS VERY PATHETIC AND I'M ALL CROSSED EYE AT THE SCREEN AFTER LOOKING AT IT FOR 12 SECONDS SO WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN BUT WE'LL BE WOOT WOOT ALL UP IN HURR NEWAYZ.
YOUR "I CAN ENGLISH GOOD SPEAK" LAST WEEK HAD MY ROLLIN'.
YES THE BITCH NEEDED SLAPPING. THANKFULLY IT IS MOSTLY UNCOMMON BUT MY MOM WAS IN A MOOD AS I WAS ABOUT TO BE TORTURED, SO IT WAS CLOSE. (SHE IS ITALIAN.)
I INHERITED MY DAD'S FAIR COLOURING, MOSTLY. SO I OFTEN WITNESS HER BEING ABUSED WHEN PEOPLE DO NOT REALISE I AM WITH HER. THEN I GET ALL UP IN THEIR FACES FOR SAYING SHIT ABOUT MY MOTHER. I CAN BE REAL ITALIAN TOO, IF I WANT TO BE. IT IS A FINE MIND-FUCK.
WHEN DID I ENGLISH GOOD SPEAK? MY BRAIN IS DEAD TODAY, I CANNIE REMEMBER.
I AM WAY INTO IT PHYSICALLY BUT ONLY ACTUALLY INTO CERTAIN ASPECTS. I'M ALL SUBMISSIVEY BUT TOO MUCH OF A CONTROL FREAK TO, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY SUBMIT. IZ FUN TIMEZ IN BED WITH ME, I SWEARZ!
OH GOSH, HOW MUCH I LOVE THE ITALIAN ANGER LEVELS. IT'S JUST SO MUCH FUN TO WATCH THEM GO KABOOM IN THE FACE OF TARDS.
HAHAHA, I'M GERMAN, EXCEPT THAT I'M THE ONLY ITTY BITTY ONE IN MY FAMILY, BUT I COMD WITH THE PROPER GERMAN TEMPER AND RAGE ABILITIES, SO IT'S LIKE A LITTLE STEAM POT IF I REALLY GET GOING. BUT I ALSO LIKE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE GET ALL "YEAH, YEAH. I'M PART OF THE MASTER RACE, GTFO AND DIE."
I NO REMEMBERS. IT WAS SOMEWHERE IN THE MESS OF HUGE THREADS SOME PLACE LAST WEEK. I JUST REMEMBERING LOLING LIKE CRAZY.
THE BEST PART OF FINDING THAT PHOTO? FINDING GOLDTEETH.COM BECUZ I HAVE NOW COMPLETED ALL MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. MY FRIENDS ARE SO EXCITED, THEY JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET.
PROBABLY A CARD THAT EXPLAINS THAT I WAS DRUNK AND ON THE INTERNET WITH A STRANGER'S CREDIT CARD AND I WAS LOOKING TO BUY A GIFT THAT WOULD END COMPLETE OUR FRIENDSHIP AND I FOUND THESE HERE TEETHS AND I THOUGHT OF *INSERT NAME HERE* AND COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
OR THIS:
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'D ACTUALLY FORM WORDS WITH GOLD TEETHS IN YOUR MOUTH, BUT I CAN'T REALLY WRAP MY MIND AROUND ANYONE HAVING THOSE TEETHS AND SIMULTANEOUSLY HAVING ANYTHING TO SAY THAT I'D WANT TO HEAR.
(AND I AM HAVING SOME SRS POSTING PROBLEMS, WTF SELF?)
TODAY I SPENT THE DAY IN FUCKING TOWN AT THE FUCKING DENTISTS OFFICE. MUTAFUKIN NOVOCAIN OR LIDOCANE DID NOT WORK SO I HAD TO LIE THERE AND TAKE THE PAIN WHILE THE DENTIST DRILLED AND POKED AND HURT ME! BUT ON AN UPSIDE, I NOW HAVE A SHINY GOLD FILLING IN MY PURDY TEETH. AS IF MY MOUTH WAS NOT GOLDEN ENOUGH ALREADY. YOU KNOW YOU WANT A KISS!
MY AFTERNOON WAS SPENT AT A DOCTORS OFFICE WITH MY MOTHER, SHE NEEDED SOME SCAN. THE BITCH RECEPTIONIST TALKED TO HER (UNLIKE ME, MY MOTHER IS HIGHLY INTELLIGENT AND REALLY QUITE GROWN UP) LIKE SHE WAS A SIX YEAR OLD CHILD WITH A DEVELOPMENTAL DISORDER. BOTH OF US WANTED TO SLAP THE BITCH.
ANYWAY, I AM NOW HOME AND YOU CAN ALL REJOICE AT MY AWESOMENESS AND STUFF... I ALSO FIGURED OUT HOW TO FORCE MY SPELL CHECKER TO CHECK CAPITALISED WORDS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH MY RIDICULOUS TYPOS ANYMORE.
FROM HERE ON IN I SHALL START CAPLOCK TUESDAY HERE AS SOON AS THE CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT ON MONDAYS. ANYWAY, WHO IS THE MOST WESTERN OF US? SCARYSWEETUMSROBOT?
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NOVOCAIN JUST MAKES ME GIGGLY BUT DOESN'T ACTUALLY TAKE THE PAIN AWAY. :/ I THEREFORE GIGGLE THROUGH OWWIES, WHICH IS ACTUALLY FAIRLY APPROPRIATE WHEN IT'S ME IN THE SITUATION... I TEND TO DO THAT NEWAYZ, WHOOPS. IMPROPER PAIN RESPONES FTW!
OOHHH. I SO VOTE ON SMACKING THOSE BITCHES. I USED TO WORK IN AN ER AND WOULD GET ALL "YEAH I'M HAVE YOUR AGE BUT HERE'S YOUR DUMB ASS MISTAKE THAT I FIXED SO GET THE ATTITUDE OUT OF YOUR ASS WHEN I HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU" AT OTHER EMPLOYEESS IN DIFFERENT DEPARTMENTS.
DID YOU REALLY? I FEEL LIKE THAT WOULD BE A GOOD THING TO HAVE AS MINE DOESN'T AND I DON'T SPELL CHECK EVER CAUSE I BE WAY TOO LAYZEE.
SHE IS I BELIEVE, YES. WELL THERE MAY BE OTHERS WHO ARE WESTERN WITH HER. BUT AS MENTIONED IN THE PRVIOUS TUESDAY POST: DUE TO RANDOM COMMUNITY TIME ZONE (THAT'S LIKE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC SOMEWHERE OR SOMETHING) AND VARIOUS MEMBER TIME ZONES, I JUST START AND END THIS SHIT WHEN I WANNA. IT'S "AROUND" A TUESDAY TIME FRAME THOUGH, I SWEARS.
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I SWEAR, MY MOTHER LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS GONNA BITE THE COW'S HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN HER NECK. JUST A LITTLE WHILE PRIOR, SOME OTHER BITCH GOT ALL HUFFY WHEN MY MOTHER CAME WITH ME TO THE DENTIST. (MY MOTHER HAS DARK HAIR AND IS SHORT, THIS IS A FAIR HAIRED AND TALL COUNTRY) THE WOMAN YANKED HER COAT FROM THE COAT RACK AND LOUDLY SAID THAT SHE DID NOT TRUST HER COAT ON THE RACK WITH A FOREIGNER IN THE RECEPTION AREA. WTF?
IT IS RARE NOWADAYS TO ENCOUNTER THIS, BUT THIS WOMAN WAS OLDER. SHE STILL SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, ESPECIALLY AS MY MOTHER WAS ABOUT TO GET IN HER FACE ABOUT HOW HER LICE INFESTED SHIT COVERED COAT WOULD NOT BE SUITABLE BEDDING FOR A MAGGOT RIDDEN SHEEP'S GRAVE.
BUT I DIGRESS...
HEY, YOU RULE TUESDAYS BABES, NOT TO WORRY...
(AND WITHOUT SPELL CHECK YOU MIGHT BE WONDER IF I WAS WRITING IN ENGLISH SOMETIMES)
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WOW. JUST... UM. WOW. I WANNA SMACK BOTH THESE WOMENZ AND WASN'T EVEN PART OF THE ORDEAL. I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD LET WHOEVER THAT LADY WAS KNOW THAT NAZI GERMANY FELL SEVERAL DECADES AGO, SO DARK HAIRED, SHORT, AND HEY, EVEN DIFFERENT ETHNICITIES ARE TOTALLY PERMISSABLE NOW? LIKE, WOW, WTF. PEOPLE LIKE THAT DESERVE TO HAVE THEIR SHIT PACKED BY A PISSED OFF HORSE, 4SRS.
SOB, I'M ALL EXHAUSTED TODAY AND SO MY ENTHUSIASM~~~ IS VERY PATHETIC AND I'M ALL CROSSED EYE AT THE SCREEN AFTER LOOKING AT IT FOR 12 SECONDS SO WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN BUT WE'LL BE WOOT WOOT ALL UP IN HURR NEWAYZ.
YOUR "I CAN ENGLISH GOOD SPEAK" LAST WEEK HAD MY ROLLIN'.
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YES THE BITCH NEEDED SLAPPING. THANKFULLY IT IS MOSTLY UNCOMMON BUT MY MOM WAS IN A MOOD AS I WAS ABOUT TO BE TORTURED, SO IT WAS CLOSE. (SHE IS ITALIAN.)
I INHERITED MY DAD'S FAIR COLOURING, MOSTLY. SO I OFTEN WITNESS HER BEING ABUSED WHEN PEOPLE DO NOT REALISE I AM WITH HER. THEN I GET ALL UP IN THEIR FACES FOR SAYING SHIT ABOUT MY MOTHER. I CAN BE REAL ITALIAN TOO, IF I WANT TO BE. IT IS A FINE MIND-FUCK.
WHEN DID I ENGLISH GOOD SPEAK? MY BRAIN IS DEAD TODAY, I CANNIE REMEMBER.
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OH GOSH, HOW MUCH I LOVE THE ITALIAN ANGER LEVELS. IT'S JUST SO MUCH FUN TO WATCH THEM GO KABOOM IN THE FACE OF TARDS.
HAHAHA, I'M GERMAN, EXCEPT THAT I'M THE ONLY ITTY BITTY ONE IN MY FAMILY, BUT I COMD WITH THE PROPER GERMAN TEMPER AND RAGE ABILITIES, SO IT'S LIKE A LITTLE STEAM POT IF I REALLY GET GOING. BUT I ALSO LIKE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE GET ALL "YEAH, YEAH. I'M PART OF THE MASTER RACE, GTFO AND DIE."
I NO REMEMBERS. IT WAS SOMEWHERE IN THE MESS OF HUGE THREADS SOME PLACE LAST WEEK. I JUST REMEMBERING LOLING LIKE CRAZY.
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MY DAD IS HALF GERMAN, SO UNLIKE MY MOTHER I HAVE A LONG FUSE, BUT FUCKING HELL WHEN I BLOW EVEN MY MOTHER RUNS FOR COVER. FUN FUN FUN FUN...
WELL, I AM GLAD I MADE YOU LULZ, I LOVE LAUGHTER. (HELL I EVEN DO STAND UP SOMETIMES)
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CAN I CALL YOU GHETTOFABULOUSEGGS?
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SURE TING YOU CAN
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AND HOW EXACTLY DOES ONE TALK WITH THAT SORT OF STUFF IN ONE'S MOUTH ANYWAY?
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OR THIS:
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'D ACTUALLY FORM WORDS WITH GOLD TEETHS IN YOUR MOUTH, BUT I CAN'T REALLY WRAP MY MIND AROUND ANYONE HAVING THOSE TEETHS AND SIMULTANEOUSLY HAVING ANYTHING TO SAY THAT I'D WANT TO HEAR.
(AND I AM HAVING SOME SRS POSTING PROBLEMS, WTF SELF?)
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DON'T FEED IT ANY MILK PRODUCTS, IT HAS MAMMARY ISSUES.
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THANK U 4 BEARZ! GHETTOFABULOUSEGGS FTW!
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