HELLO, HELLO LOVELIES!!! SORRY I'M ROLLING UP IN HURR A BIT LATE. APPARENTLY THE ELECTRICAL DOHICKIES THAT RUN INTERNET FROM... WHEREVER IT COMES FROM IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD INTO THE LITTLE MODEM IN MY HOUSE DOESN'T GET ALONG WELL WITH MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF NASTY SNOW. THEY'VE BEEN DUELING IT OUT LIKE THE BEST OF COLIN AND HUGH FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS NOW, WHICH MEANS I'M ONLY ALLOWED BLIPS OF CONNECTION TIME (MUCH LIKE RENEE SHOUTING OBNOXIOUSLY IN THE BACKGROUND). BUT I DID SEE THAT
EMOEGGS DOVE
STRAIGHT INTO CAPSLOCK JOY HOURS BEFORE IT WAS EVEN TUESDAY WHERE I WAS SO MANY KEWL POINTS TO HER ON THAT ONE. EVERYONE SHOULD TAKE A NOTE FROM EMOEGGS' BOOK (IN REGARDS TO CAPSLOCK SHIZ ONLY, SHE DOES SOME CRAZY STUFF OTHERWISE, FOLLOWING SUCH ACTIONS IS COMPLETELY VOLUNTARY AND UP FOR MOCKAGE) AND EMBRACE TEH CAPSLOCK AWWSUMNESS.
WE'VE GOT
THE SPORK TAKING
ALL VARIETY OF QUESTIONS THIS WEEK. SO IF YOU HAVEN'T YET, HOP RIGHT OVER AND ADD TO THE CHAOS. AND IF YOU HAVE, WELL, TIME TO ADD SOME MORE!
OH AND THERE'S
SOMETHING RIDICULOUS HAPPENING WITH ROUND ROBIN AND SILVER'S FAIL ABILITIES BUT I HAVEN'T HAD SUBSTANTIAL INTERNET TIME TO ACTUALLY READ THROUGH THE FLOBOTS UNNECESSARYILY SCATTERED POST (OR SO I'M ASSUMING, AS THAT'S THE COMMON TREND) BUT MY LACK OF NET ABILITIES SHOULDN'T STOP ANY OF YOU. IDFK, GET OVER THERE AND READ THAT SHIT AND COMMENT, EITHER HELPFULLY OR UNHELPFULLY, I SUPPORT FUCKING WITH THE FLOBOTS TRAIN OF THOUGHT AT ALL TURNS. GET ON IT, LADIES!
THIS WEEK IS A SHITTY WEEK (FOR ME ANYWAY, AND AS THE RESIDENT NAZI THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS IN THIS PARTICULAR POST AT THIS VERY MOMENT) SO IF YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TO BITCH ABOUT THEN GO FOR IT, BUT IF IT'S COMMUNITY DIRECTED AND NOT SOMETHING WE CAN ALL MOAN AND/OR LAUGH (PREFERRABLY BOTH, YOU WHORES) ABOUT THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST JOIN UP WITH ANOTHER BITCHER AND SNARK IN PRIVATE BECAUSE CARE LEVELS ARE CURRENTLY AT AN ALL TIME LOW. NEXT WEEK I GUARANTEE THAT BITCHABILITY WILL BE BLAZING ON HIGH AND ANYONE CAN HAVE THEIR SAY. OTHERWISE, LET'S KEEP THIS SHIT HAPPY AND UPBEAT AND FUNNYFUNFUN, KK?
HAPPY CAPSLOCK TUESDAY!!!