YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND WHEN YOU GO DOWN WHEN YOU GO DOWN DOWN

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[jinkies]

PROBABLY A CARD THAT EXPLAINS THAT I WAS DRUNK AND ON THE INTERNET WITH A STRANGER'S CREDIT CARD AND I WAS LOOKING TO BUY A GIFT THAT WOULD END COMPLETE OUR FRIENDSHIP AND I FOUND THESE HERE TEETHS AND I THOUGHT OF *INSERT NAME HERE* AND COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.

OR THIS:


I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'D ACTUALLY FORM WORDS WITH GOLD TEETHS IN YOUR MOUTH, BUT I CAN'T REALLY WRAP MY MIND AROUND ANYONE HAVING THOSE TEETHS AND SIMULTANEOUSLY HAVING ANYTHING TO SAY THAT I'D WANT TO HEAR.

(AND I AM HAVING SOME SRS POSTING PROBLEMS, WTF SELF?)

[unfortunateggs]

YES WTF IS WITH THE POSTING BIZNIZ?

[jinkies]

NO IDEA. I AM BROKEN. PLZ SEND HELP, THX.

[unfortunateggs]

*SENDS HER PET POLAR BEAR TO HELP*

DON'T FEED IT ANY MILK PRODUCTS, IT HAS MAMMARY ISSUES.

[jinkies]

MAMMARY ISSUES? DOES THAT MEAN IT DOESN'T REMEMBER THAT IT IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT?

THANK U 4 BEARZ! GHETTOFABULOUSEGGS FTW!

[unfortunateggs]

WELCOME!

I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM THE MADNESS ON MY MOUTH, SO I GO TO BED NOW. SEE YOU ANOTHER TIME!