THE BEST PART OF FINDING THAT PHOTO? FINDING GOLDTEETH.COM BECUZ I HAVE NOW COMPLETED ALL MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. MY FRIENDS ARE SO EXCITED, THEY JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET.
PROBABLY A CARD THAT EXPLAINS THAT I WAS DRUNK AND ON THE INTERNET WITH A STRANGER'S CREDIT CARD AND I WAS LOOKING TO BUY A GIFT THAT WOULD END COMPLETE OUR FRIENDSHIP AND I FOUND THESE HERE TEETHS AND I THOUGHT OF *INSERT NAME HERE* AND COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
OR THIS:
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'D ACTUALLY FORM WORDS WITH GOLD TEETHS IN YOUR MOUTH, BUT I CAN'T REALLY WRAP MY MIND AROUND ANYONE HAVING THOSE TEETHS AND SIMULTANEOUSLY HAVING ANYTHING TO SAY THAT I'D WANT TO HEAR.
(AND I AM HAVING SOME SRS POSTING PROBLEMS, WTF SELF?)
WOULD YOU LIKE A SET? I AM FILLING MY CHRISTMAHANUKWAANZAKA LIST WITH GOLD TEETHS! THEY MAKE U IRRESISTIBLE TO THE LADIEZ! AND MENS! I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHAT GHETTOFABULOUSEGGS'S POLAR BEAR THINKS OF THESE GOLD FRONTS.
CAN I CALL YOU GHETTOFABULOUSEGGS?
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SURE TING YOU CAN
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AND HOW EXACTLY DOES ONE TALK WITH THAT SORT OF STUFF IN ONE'S MOUTH ANYWAY?
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OR THIS:
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'D ACTUALLY FORM WORDS WITH GOLD TEETHS IN YOUR MOUTH, BUT I CAN'T REALLY WRAP MY MIND AROUND ANYONE HAVING THOSE TEETHS AND SIMULTANEOUSLY HAVING ANYTHING TO SAY THAT I'D WANT TO HEAR.
(AND I AM HAVING SOME SRS POSTING PROBLEMS, WTF SELF?)
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DON'T FEED IT ANY MILK PRODUCTS, IT HAS MAMMARY ISSUES.
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THANK U 4 BEARZ! GHETTOFABULOUSEGGS FTW!
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I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM THE MADNESS ON MY MOUTH, SO I GO TO BED NOW. SEE YOU ANOTHER TIME!
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OH YEAH.
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