PLZ GO BE GIVING ME TEH RIGHT INFO SO I CAN UPDATE YOUR COMPANY WEBSITE SO YOUR BOSS' PATIENTS CAN MAKE IT TO THEIR APPOINTMENT ON TIEMS.
THX!
LOVE,
ME
PEE TO THE ESS - A PDF BROCHURE DOES NOT CUT IT. I ALSO NEED TO KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO BE REMOVED, CUZ YOU TOLD ME FIFTY BILLION TIMES THAT YOU ALL WERE CLOSIN AN OFFICE, BUT NEVER MENTIONED WHICH ONE :/
OH OW. :/ PARTIAL INFORMATION FTL! THAT'S WHEN YOU JUST GUESS AND PICK AT YOUR DISCRETION AND THEN WHEN SOMEONE, OR YOUR MOM, GETS ALL WTF!!!??? YOU GET TO BE ALL "SHRUG. WELL YOU DIDN'T TELL ME SO MAYBE YOU WON'T GIVE ME ONLY HALF THE INFORMATION NEXT TIME. FAIL, KK?"
I WOULD SOOOOO LIKE TO DO THAT, BUT I'M GETTING PAID A DECENT AMOUNT TO DO THIS, SO >_>' I DUN WANNA MESS IT UP THAT BAD, LOLZ.
I YELLED AT HER, SO MAYBE SHE'LL SEND ME ALL THE INFO I NEED. I'M DOING THIS IN MY FREE TIME, IN ADDITION TO MY FULL TIME JOB AND MY PART TIME JOB, SO... PLZ TO MAKE IT EASIER (AND MEBBE CHEAPER) FOR ALL INVOLVED KTHX!
ALSO, WHEN YOU BE SENDING ME INFORMATIONS TO START YOUR ACCOUNT, PLEASE WRITE LEGIBLY SO I CAN FUCKING TELL WHAT CITY YOU ARE IN. I WOULD CALL YOU TO VERIFY THIS INFORMATION, BUT I CANNOT READ YOUR GODDAMN PHONE NUMBER. ALSO, WHY DO YOU FAX THINGS? IS YOUR EMAIL BROKEN? ARE YOU STILL RUNNING YOUR BUSINESS IN 1998? I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL ME SINCE FRIDAY, AND WILL CONTINUE TO WAIT BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO REACH YOU. KTHXBAI
ALSO, YEAH, WE HAS THAT PROBLEM AT WORK, WITH THE FAXING OF ORDERS AND BULLSHIZ. IT'S LIKE, OKAY, I KNOW LIKE HALF OUR REPS ARE FROM THE JURASSIC AGE, BUT I'M SURE THEIR ASSISTANTS/REPLACEMENTS KNOW HOW TO USE EMAIL, SO PLZ TO BE EMAILING YOUR PO FORMS TO US K?
BUT OHSNAP MEBBE YOUR ACCOUNTS ARE FROM DOCS AND/OR CRAZY ARTISTS. THAT MAY ASPLAIN THE BAD HANDWRITING. OR THEY ARE AFRAID OF STALKERS AND SO DO NOT GIVE OUT THEIR EMAILZ TO JUST ANYBODY UNLESS THEY ARE UNDER 18 AND HAVE PIX ON MYSPACE.
MY ACCOUNTS? SMALL BUSINESSES WHO WANT TO SELL OUR STUFFS. HALLO PPL WHO SHOULD BE MAKING EFFORTS TO CONTINUE MAKING MONEY IN THIS ECONOMY, I WOULD LIKE TO HELP YOU BUT FIRST YOU MUST BE HELPING YOURSELVES.
PEE ESS: I DON'T KNOW WHY MY ICONS LEAN MORE ANNE THAN MERYL. IF THERE WAS PUSHING AND SHOVING (PLS WITH THE SHOVING) THEN I WOULD TOTES CHOOSE MERYL.
MY GUESS WOULD BE THAT ANNE HAS A BILLION MORE ARTISTICALLY USEABLE PHOTOS THAN MERYL? SINCE MERYL IS LIKE, ANTI-PHOTOSHOOT AND WHEN SHE ACTUALLY HAS TO DO ONE IT'S ALL "HERE, LET ME LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE CAMERA AND SMILE" OR "OKAY SO THIS IS GONNA BE A PROFILE SHOT, LALA" SHE'S ALL EFF EWE AT THE PHOTO IDEA AND THAT MAKES VARIETY SO HARD, 4SRS.
....THOUGH, TO FURTHER NOTE, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY PLAN ON THE MAJORITY OF MY ICONS BEING MERYL. I WAS TRYING TO HAVE MORE VARIETY~ AND THEN IT WAS ALL JUST MERYL ONE DAY....
I'M MIXING IT UP. ZOE BELL! I AGREE ON THE PHOTO OPPORTUNITY THING. MERYL ICONS REQUIRE SCREENCAPS FOR ANY FUN TIMES, AND EVEN THEN, THEY ARE NOT FOR REALS SEXY FUN TIMES, THEY ARE SRSBSNS TIMES. I CANNOT FIND ALL MY ANCIENT CLASSIC X-FILES ICONS THAT I MADE IN YE OLDEN TYMES. I MUST MAKE MOAR.
EXACTLY. GREAT ICON OPPORTUNITIES ARE FEW AND USUALLY ALL OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE THERE'S SUCH A LIMITED NUMBER OF THEM SO EVERYONE USES AND RE-USES. I TRY TO PLAY WITH SCREENCAPS SUMTIMEZ BUT THERE ARE SO FEW OF GOOD QUALITY. AND IT'S ALL "YAY FOR MERYL GOOFY FACES BUT, UM, I'D REALLY LIKE AN AGAINST THE WALL, SCANTILY CLAD, LEGS OPEN WITH SKIRTS DRAPPED BETWEEN PHOTO SHOOT PLS. IS THAT SO HARD!?" THOUGH THEY ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW COVETED THINGS LIKE THE SILKWOOD BOOB SHOT IS BECAUSE MERYL NUDITY IS SO HARD TO COME BY THAT WHEN IT'S THERE, EVERYONE IS DESPERATE FOR IT. I'M SURE THAT'S ALL PART OF HER MIND GAMEZ, TOO. SIGH, I HEART ANYWAY. I WOULD LIKE X-FILES MOAR IF WHAT'S HIS FACE WOULD JUST BE INVISIBLE. :/
ALL OF MY HAWT GILLIAN ANDERSON PHOTOS ARE AT HOME. I WILL HAVE TO PUT TOGETHER SOME 100X100PX OF HOTNESS TONIGHT. POSSIBLY TOMORROW AT WORK, IF I CONTINUE TO SLACK THE WAY I AM NOW. (CAPSLOCK TUESDAY DOES NOT TRANSLATE WELL TO MY WORK-RELATED EMAIL.)
I WOULD YESPLZ LIKE TO SEE THE MERYL IMAGE YOU JUST DESCRIBED WITH MORE THAN MY PERVY MIND'S EYE. POSSIBLY WITH HEAD TILTED BACK IN X-TASY FOR MOAR HAWT. HER MIND GAMES MAKE US WANT HER MOAR RAWR MOAR. SHE'S LIKE THE CYLONS: SHE HAS A PLAN.
CAPSLOCK TUESDAY DOES NOT TRANSLATE WELL IN REGARD TO ANYTHING THAT IS EVEN REMOTELY RELATED TO WORK AND/OR PRODUCTIVITY. I'M PRETTY MUCH FUCKED FOR GETTING ANYTHING DONE ON TUESDAYS. OH WELL.
SHE WAS ALSO JUST SMART ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT THAT IF SHE DISPLAYED HER NEKKID BOD ALL OVER THE PLACE (LIKE EVERYONE FEMALE CELEBRITY UNDER THE AGE OF 35 RIGHT NOW) THEN IT WOULD NO LONGER BE A SURPRISE OR A SEKRET OR WANTED. THAT'S WHY AT PRACTICALLY 60 EVERYONE IS STILL "SDKFLSKDF ZOMG MERYL" BECAUSE SHE HAS ONLY GIVEN UP VERY TEENY TINY PIECES AND NOT EVEN ALL THAT OFTEN. AND LIKE, SOME OF HER BEST SEX SCENES ARE IN THE MOST RANDOM, UNSEEN MOVIES, THAT SKANK. LIKE "PLENTY", WTF? WHY DON'T WE GET MERYL RIDING SMOEONE ON A COUCH IN OTHER STUFF! FAIL, EPIC FAIL. EXCEPT SHE'S AWESOME AND THIS IS ALL PART OF HER WORLD DOMINATION PLAN.
I HAVE BEEN AWAY FROM YSOSRS FOR TOO LONG, BECAUSE I HAVE GOTTEN SLEEPY HERE AT MY DESK. SO SLEEPY THAT I NEARLY NEEDED LOWER CASE ZS.
SHE RIDES A MAN ON A COUCH IN "ADAPTATION," BUT THAT'S ALL CLOTHED ETC. I STILL WENT "ZOMG WAT? WAT! BE KIND REWIND!" AND I AM IN LOVE WITH HER SHOULDERS. NO ONE HAS SHOULDERS MORE MEANT FOR EVENING WEAR THAN MERYL. I COULD PROBABLY SUSTAIN MYSELF ON MERYL!SHOULDER PORN. HER LACK OF FULL-BODY NEKKID AND HER OFTENTIMES SHOULDER NUDITY ARE A GOOD PLAN FOR KEEPING ME SUBMISSIVE.
TO THOSE PEOPLE MY GENERAL RESPONSE IS: "SUCK MY DICK. UNLESS YOU GET ME THE RIGHT INFO IN A LEGIBLE MANNER, I'M NOT INPUTTING THIS SHIT. KK, TRY AGAIN AND HAVE A NICE DAY!"
PEOPLE LOVE HAVE TO GET ON THE PHONE WITH ME, SRSLY... THANKFULLY MY BOSS SUPPORTS ALL MY BITCHINESS 100%
PLZ GO BE GIVING ME TEH RIGHT INFO SO I CAN UPDATE YOUR COMPANY WEBSITE SO YOUR BOSS' PATIENTS CAN MAKE IT TO THEIR APPOINTMENT ON TIEMS.
THX!
LOVE,
ME
PEE TO THE ESS - A PDF BROCHURE DOES NOT CUT IT. I ALSO NEED TO KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO BE REMOVED, CUZ YOU TOLD ME FIFTY BILLION TIMES THAT YOU ALL WERE CLOSIN AN OFFICE, BUT NEVER MENTIONED WHICH ONE :/
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I YELLED AT HER, SO MAYBE SHE'LL SEND ME ALL THE INFO I NEED. I'M DOING THIS IN MY FREE TIME, IN ADDITION TO MY FULL TIME JOB AND MY PART TIME JOB, SO... PLZ TO MAKE IT EASIER (AND MEBBE CHEAPER) FOR ALL INVOLVED KTHX!
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SOB, I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD SEND HER THAT EXACT RESPONSE JUST SO WE CAN ALL APPRECIATE THE MOTHERLY REACTION THAT WOULD COME WITH IT.
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ALSO, YEAH, WE HAS THAT PROBLEM AT WORK, WITH THE FAXING OF ORDERS AND BULLSHIZ. IT'S LIKE, OKAY, I KNOW LIKE HALF OUR REPS ARE FROM THE JURASSIC AGE, BUT I'M SURE THEIR ASSISTANTS/REPLACEMENTS KNOW HOW TO USE EMAIL, SO PLZ TO BE EMAILING YOUR PO FORMS TO US K?
BUT OHSNAP MEBBE YOUR ACCOUNTS ARE FROM DOCS AND/OR CRAZY ARTISTS. THAT MAY ASPLAIN THE BAD HANDWRITING. OR THEY ARE AFRAID OF STALKERS AND SO DO NOT GIVE OUT THEIR EMAILZ TO JUST ANYBODY UNLESS THEY ARE UNDER 18 AND HAVE PIX ON MYSPACE.
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PEE ESS: I DON'T KNOW WHY MY ICONS LEAN MORE ANNE THAN MERYL. IF THERE WAS PUSHING AND SHOVING (PLS WITH THE SHOVING) THEN I WOULD TOTES CHOOSE MERYL.
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....THOUGH, TO FURTHER NOTE, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY PLAN ON THE MAJORITY OF MY ICONS BEING MERYL. I WAS TRYING TO HAVE MORE VARIETY~ AND THEN IT WAS ALL JUST MERYL ONE DAY....
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I WOULD YESPLZ LIKE TO SEE THE MERYL IMAGE YOU JUST DESCRIBED WITH MORE THAN MY PERVY MIND'S EYE. POSSIBLY WITH HEAD TILTED BACK IN X-TASY FOR MOAR HAWT. HER MIND GAMES MAKE US WANT HER MOAR RAWR MOAR. SHE'S LIKE THE CYLONS: SHE HAS A PLAN.
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SHE WAS ALSO JUST SMART ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT THAT IF SHE DISPLAYED HER NEKKID BOD ALL OVER THE PLACE (LIKE EVERYONE FEMALE CELEBRITY UNDER THE AGE OF 35 RIGHT NOW) THEN IT WOULD NO LONGER BE A SURPRISE OR A SEKRET OR WANTED. THAT'S WHY AT PRACTICALLY 60 EVERYONE IS STILL "SDKFLSKDF ZOMG MERYL" BECAUSE SHE HAS ONLY GIVEN UP VERY TEENY TINY PIECES AND NOT EVEN ALL THAT OFTEN. AND LIKE, SOME OF HER BEST SEX SCENES ARE IN THE MOST RANDOM, UNSEEN MOVIES, THAT SKANK. LIKE "PLENTY", WTF? WHY DON'T WE GET MERYL RIDING SMOEONE ON A COUCH IN OTHER STUFF! FAIL, EPIC FAIL. EXCEPT SHE'S AWESOME AND THIS IS ALL PART OF HER WORLD DOMINATION PLAN.
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SHE RIDES A MAN ON A COUCH IN "ADAPTATION," BUT THAT'S ALL CLOTHED ETC. I STILL WENT "ZOMG WAT? WAT! BE KIND REWIND!" AND I AM IN LOVE WITH HER SHOULDERS. NO ONE HAS SHOULDERS MORE MEANT FOR EVENING WEAR THAN MERYL. I COULD PROBABLY SUSTAIN MYSELF ON MERYL!SHOULDER PORN. HER LACK OF FULL-BODY NEKKID AND HER OFTENTIMES SHOULDER NUDITY ARE A GOOD PLAN FOR KEEPING ME SUBMISSIVE.
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PEOPLE LOVE HAVE TO GET ON THE PHONE WITH ME, SRSLY... THANKFULLY MY BOSS SUPPORTS ALL MY BITCHINESS 100%
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